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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled with cash. He asks the bartender, "what's with the jar?" The bartender says, "Place $5 in the jar and if you can make the horse out back laugh then you get the whole jar." The man agrees and walks out to the horse. A few minutes later, the horse is dying with laughter. Taking his winnings, the man leaves.

A few months later, the man returns and finds that there are now two jars filled with cash. He asks the bartender what they are for this time and the bartender replies, "Place $5 in the jar and if you can make my horse cry then you get both jars." The man agrees and walks out to the horse. A few minutes later, the horse was crying. with that, the man took the jars of cash

A few more months pass by and the man shows up again to find that there are no more money jars. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says, "You kept winning so I stopped. Though I must ask, how did you get my horse to laugh and cry?"

Then the bar burnt down because they forgot to turn the gas light off.