Rhaps

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  Rhaps

• Jul 2, 2023

I caught a tiny lizard today, so tiny, so fragile I could crush it's head with my fingers.

But I didn't. But 12 years old me would, that evil fuck...

Yay for character development?

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  Rhaps

• Jun 29, 2023

I have two personality, one is the straight man to a comedy, the other is a schemer who want to cause as much chaos as possible.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 29, 2023

I fought a monkey once, it wanted my snack so I beat the shit out of it. Something to take note of, always wear 2 layers of jacket and head protection.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 27, 2023

I have been in the mood of recount my close meetings with death. I realized I have had plot armor for a long time.

Rolling off a mountain, twice. Dropping into a water hole with sharp rocks. Stepping on a nail, somehow missed my entire foot. Stung by a jellyfish. Caught in a whirlpool. Almost got bit by a snake. Etc. And most recently, survive getting hit by a truck with few scratches and bruises

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  Rhaps

• Jun 26, 2023

I have broken two badminton rackets. The first one I was going for a low shot, hitting the ground hard enough for it to snap in half. It did not bend, it fucking snapped.

The second time was due to bad structure, the head just flew away.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 25, 2023

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  Rhaps

• Jun 23, 2023

My two little boys

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  Rhaps

• Jun 22, 2023

I was allowed to go out again after almost getting isekai'd by truck-kun. I think I'll go watch Spiderverse again.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 21, 2023

I cried last night, Anthony and Ian finally reunited after so many years, and they even bought Smosh back!

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  Rhaps

• Jun 19, 2023

I made the unfortunate mistake of rolling gacha, all my luck went over to helped me survive being isekai'd.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 19, 2023

Got hit by a truck today, fell off my motorbike. Walked away with some bruises and a few scratches, me and bike included.

I have plot armor.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 18, 2023

My toaster short circuited, RIP.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 17, 2023

Miguel O'hara my beloved.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 17, 2023

Watched Across the Spiderverse, it was amazing. Shame it wasn't 5 hours long.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 15, 2023

The is something so satisfying about sharpening a knife, it's like asmr.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 12, 2023

My paralysis demon just visited me. It's nothing scary, just a man sized black gecko with golden eyes crying blood that sometimes give me a weird look

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  Rhaps

• Jun 12, 2023

I live in between the stairs of my house, with only one window to look out to the kitchen, it's quite dusty. One day, I found baby hand prints on the windows, as if something is reaching out for me.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 9, 2023

I have on my hands the nine versions of the pregnant women powered doomsday device, and some other messed up things from my DM.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 9, 2023

I measured my three sizes today, I'm built like a pyramid.

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  Rhaps

• Jun 9, 2023

Like all procrastinating authors, instead of writing I went and do other things. Checking my view statistics... why are there so many views coming from Germany