Looking back, the last time I truly felt like a kid was when I zoned out at a grocery store lobster tank 15 years ago which is probably why I feel so happy at aquariums. Anyways, I got salt water in my eye.
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Bad idea for font, Times New Rage: Times New Romans but every seventh letter is Sans Serif or Comic Sans.
I don't know why but California Seal's specifically are jerks compared to other types of Seal's. What's up with that?
People are feeling artsy today. Good for them.
Are you jelly, fish?
Me: when describing a situation, you can use whatever words you want so long as it gets the point across.
Also me: *meticulously replaces every use of the words "walk" and "move" with more descriptive words because they're too basic and boring*
Why is it that I can get up at 5 in the morning feeling like I slept on the most comfortable flower bed ever and yet, if I sleep past sunrise even once my body starts aching and I feel like shit?
How do you put words in the spoiler box that I saw you did in the comments of my last post
Books are like onions in at least two separate planes of existence.
To think that there are a lot of people who don't date simply because of their crippling nun fetishes.
The opposite of Microsoft office is Macrohard onfire.
There are no similarities between French Toast and Egg Salad Sandwiches but they both have pretty much the same ingredients. Why are the culinary arts so strange and disturbing?
For those that don't know, the singer of Peanut Butter Jelly Time was killed after an 11 hour stand-off with the police, during which his brother in-law, Snoop Dogg tried to talk him into a surrender.
I like to think that I have good self control but in reality, I've just made enough mistakes to know what limitations are needed to prevent a hellscape from occuring. I'm still really bad at it.
At least once before I die, I want to attempt to bring a live Cod fish on a plane so that I can be blacklisted for illegal cod-traband. I would most likely do this after I have a foot in the grave.
I can't believe that no one remembers the Folgers incest commercials because of James Cameron's Avatar. That was such good meme material but everyone was too busy watching the Blue Man Group perform Pocahontas with aliens.
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