Malware is the cyber equivalent of vampires because you have to let malware into your computer.
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How to write a book, the daily upload/webnovel method:
1. Write
2. write
3. write
4. write
5. punish yourself because you aren't writing
6. write some more
7. edit (only if step 5 is skipped)
8. release
9. get screwed by privacy policy of writing site (looking at you Webnovel)
10. do this daily until you either become popular, complete the story, or die from overworking and exhaustion
How to write a book, the hobby writer method:
1. write
2. do something else
3. go back to writing
4. do something else
5. get told by a reader that you need to be more consistent
6. write a bunch out of spite and a crippling desire to please everyone
7. do something else
8. go back to writing
9. wash, rinse, continue
How to write a book, the everything method:
1. come up with ideas
2. lot's of ideas. Write 'em down
3. find some demented way of connecting all or most of the ideas into one premise.
4. somehow make it cohesive
5. ADHD time
6. write it all out
7. lose interest and do something else for a few months
8. finish and/or edit
9. Pray that the absolute chimera of a story is enjoyed by others
Got a problem? Have you tried purging the icon of sin?
How to write a book, the procrastinator method:
1. Open up preferred writing application
2. stare at the screen for roughly 1-2 minutes(feels like 10)
3. Open up other site and scroll around for a bit
4. go back to writing application
How to write a book, the reconstructed copy method:
1. Find a good book that you like
2. deconstruct the book and characters completely
3. reconstruct the plot using the deconstructed characters and plot
4. use the reconstructed plot and characters with new names to create a reverse-engineered story
5. make it interesting and develop the characters based on your reconstructed plot.
6. edit
7. maybe profit
8. repeat
I hate daylight savings time.
Paul, what is the word for that thing which is on clothes that you iron to get rid of?
Everybody has it out for each other in their profile posts today.
Currently lying on the floor because my 6 year old brother just punched me in the crotch while he was walking by. He's currently dancing over my body like Si from Gangnam Style.
Submarines are underwater RVs.
Elmo is a glove. Thus, I would propose that it is very likely for someone to have used Elmo as an oven mitt for one reason or another.
Debate time: a vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organ's.
Remember, the way to make a family is not family friendly.
Tutant meenage neetle teetles
If snails are so slow, why does nobody ever see them coming? It's like, there's a snail. No one is ever like, "hey, look over there. You see that snail?"
I regretti, I ate cheddar spaghetti.
How not to reveal that a character is another character's secret parent as shown by Paul of 2019:
With a mocking grin, [NAME] spread his arms wide out of superiority. "Come now, surrender to daddy and I'll consider letting you off the hook with all your limbs."
"The fuck!"[NAME2] replied before throwing her sword to the ground out of instinctive fear.
I do not apologize for making Sailus like this. -
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