BenJepheneT

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 29, 2022

i've recently got into cosplaying. more specifically, tactical cosplaying. EXTRA specifically, the Anarchist terrorist faction from CSGO.

i've even bought an olive CZ75 model and painted it with a worn, gun metal coating. for my next step, i'll 3d model parts from a C4 and print em with resin.

Im no different from an actual terrorist at this point, thinking about it now

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 29, 2022

I feel like modern memes are working off pure internet peer pressure where if something random is spouted enough times everyone acts like it's funny to fit in with the crowd

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 28, 2022

you check the chimney for Santa. I check my airducts for NYC cops on vacation. We are not the same.

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 26, 2022

I genuinely love the idea of AI generated art but it's difficult to make the point when the movement's headlined by the same people who skyrocketed GPU prices for the last half decade

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 25, 2022

there exists a worrying amount of professions where the work requires needle tip precision but the workers are all Billy Joe's that have one missing eye and have never heard of a measuring tape before

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 22, 2022

are there any good programs to do typewriting? I'm making a comic but I don't want to handwrite the dialogue and I'm trying to keep photoshop as a last ditch effort.

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 21, 2022

are children the gay equivalent to Asian pussy?

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 15, 2022

to think that I can rob children of their innocence by simply decapitating myself in front of them when I dismount from the water park's super slide

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 13, 2022

I'm thinking of drawing a webcomic. Problem is, I operate exclusively on traditional art. What should I do? (And what sites can I post on? I'll also take 18+ sites.)

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 11, 2022

i've been enjoying pop anthologies from the mid 2010s. i feel like an european conservative politician getting caught in a gay orgy.

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 10, 2022

I'm expecting to see a lot of reformed orthodox rabbis invading my session soon

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 8, 2022

I do not like whiteboards

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 7, 2022

practicing pulling my wallet out fast so I can be efficient and useful when I get pulled over <3

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 5, 2022

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 3, 2022

i've started colouring my sketches for the first time. the results were... something. it won't be my last effort, though.

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 3, 2022

Unironically, many of the best romance one-shots out there usually come from hentai doujins. Once you look past the sex they're mostly just heartfelt, wholesome stories.

Mostly, that is.

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  BenJepheneT

• Dec 1, 2022

i fucking love taking my grandparents shopping at city centres and watching them stare at foreigners (particularly black people) like bigfoot

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  BenJepheneT

• Nov 30, 2022

I used to think god is giving me my toughest battles but then I closed my monitor and went out for a jog. God was right, I was getting my shit rocked by none other than yours truly.

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  BenJepheneT

• Nov 29, 2022

holy fuck i don't remember the last hour of Cameron's Titanic to be this action-packed wtf

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  BenJepheneT

• Nov 28, 2022

i want a cute animal wife. a chipmunk. i want to wake up in a Disney house carved out a thick tree trunk and be greeted by a rodent in an apron while i sit on a giant stool over a miniature table set and sip tea from a Barbie tea cup. she will give me a peck on the cheek and i will drive to work in a tricycle and meet my coworkers Johnny the Rabbit and Ron the sex-offending Hyena who somehow escapes HR every time.