I swear that most people that are part of long adventure saga's and/or long smut stories have Alexandria's Genesis. Same with young adult anime characters. It's the only way that things make sense.
Had a dream that a bunch of wolves had chased me into a house so after slamming the door, I grabbed a knife. A few minutes later I hear the door open and I stab the wolf in the throat as it's trying to bite me, killing it... Family walks in a seconds later screaming that I just killed their wolf-like dog. Woke up in a panic.
This a helpful tip for those who wish to write professionally. Never take creative writing classes. All they do is limit your creativity and make your writing capabilities worse.
Your profile makes my phone lag. This is proof you are an eldritch being who is so powerful that your power bleeds through onto the internet, causing lag.
For those that may be interested in using this information for writing, if you ever need to, 65g of blood can be used as a single egg substitute when baking. 43 g for a single egg white. Strangely, I didn't learn this information from writing research, I was shown this in a baking class.
I fucked up a few minutes ago. I was making food for this group we're hosting and some of my coworkers were in the kitchen asking about stuff. Anyways, I pulled some stuff out of the oven, set it on the counter, and looked to see that everyone was staring at me in horror. It wasn't until then that I realized that I had pulled a hot metal pan out of the oven bare handed.
I want to be historically accurate but I don't want to have to make my MC point out that hot baths are looked down upon because it was thought that it would make you go insane and soap was fairly rare in London during the 1800s. Perfumes were the closest that you got to anyone smelling nice. I find it pretty disgusting.
I feel happy right now as all the shitty anime memes that I remember watching in 2007 are making a comeback thanks to the algorithm but all these kids are showing up, calling them shit memes, boomer memes, and low quality memes. Can't appreciate what made our days enjoyable.
Was listening to some 1-hour lofi beats to help me write and I didn't realize it changed to this. This has been playing for the past 30 minutes before my brain understood that a long-lost childhood meme has resurfaced thanks to the haunting youtube algorithm. Why must I suffer?
Part of me wants to put some dumb phrases and actions that only make sense in context into my next draft so that when it's read, the reader doesn't realize it's wrong until they take a second to think. For example, let's say that you have some dialogue and the some character is described as laughing in French or you describe an old man character in the same way a perverted writer would describe a heroine character.
(watched last night)

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