Bad idea: buy a bunch of electronic piano's and change their coding so that no matter what key you hit, it will play the next key for Gansta's Paradise. Sell it on eBay as a magic keyboard that only plays Gangsta's paradise.
The most evil thing I can think of to cause people to stop and think would be to play the G chord from the start of the black parade, but only that note over speakers at random without ever actually ever playing the song as it segways into a different song.
Just finished watching Elfen Leid. I feel sad and angry but I don't know who to be angry at. the evil characters? the selfish characters? the trauma children? The writer who put in so many nude scenes? I don't know. All of them, perhaps.
There should be 2 more types of Olympics. One where random people from each country compete in each sport to see which country is more likely to have healthier and athletic bystanders. The other being where real Olympic athletes take choice sports enhancing drugs to see how capable humans are with help.
I love the fact that food historians simultaneously agree that the best theory for how ravioli was invented was because Cistercian monks didn't want to go without meat during lent so they stuffed it in pasta dough to "hide" it from the Lord(guess they didn't understand what lent was about).
Someone pointed out that if a person makes a sandwich with all the ingredients on top of the meat, there's a larger chance that they are a top. If they put the ingredients underneath the meat then there's a larger chance that they are a bottom. If there is no meat then they are an enigma and must be found out by other means.
Something I just realized, and I may be dumb for not noticing it sooner but *pats* is the written equal of because it's a blob being pat on the head by another blob.
has anyone ever procrastinated so hard that they accidentally created something else entirely? I just did that and I don't know how because I woke up the next morning and it was 90% complete(guess I procrastinated finishing that too). My own father asked me what kind of drugs I'm taking and if he can have some.

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