Dumb idea: A Baker turned Roman Gladiator named Glutenous Maximus.
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This a helpful tip for those who wish to write professionally. Never take creative writing classes. All they do is limit your creativity and make your writing capabilities worse.
I really want to challenge a random stranger to a lightsaber dual but there aren't any pizza places that deliver to my address.
Your profile makes my phone lag. This is proof you are an eldritch being who is so powerful that your power bleeds through onto the internet, causing lag.
For those that may be interested in using this information for writing, if you ever need to, 65g of blood can be used as a single egg substitute when baking. 43 g for a single egg white. Strangely, I didn't learn this information from writing research, I was shown this in a baking class.
I fucked up a few minutes ago. I was making food for this group we're hosting and some of my coworkers were in the kitchen asking about stuff. Anyways, I pulled some stuff out of the oven, set it on the counter, and looked to see that everyone was staring at me in horror. It wasn't until then that I realized that I had pulled a hot metal pan out of the oven bare handed.
I hate these kinds of videos because I could just read them myself but this is spitting straight facts.
I want to be historically accurate but I don't want to have to make my MC point out that hot baths are looked down upon because it was thought that it would make you go insane and soap was fairly rare in London during the 1800s. Perfumes were the closest that you got to anyone smelling nice. I find it pretty disgusting.
The repetitive problem that writer's and students have faced on at least one occasion.
I feel happy right now as all the shitty anime memes that I remember watching in 2007 are making a comeback thanks to the algorithm but all these kids are showing up, calling them shit memes, boomer memes, and low quality memes. Can't appreciate what made our days enjoyable.
Our small conversation about beer reminded me that you brew mead. Have you ever tried making a Braggot?
Was listening to some 1-hour lofi beats to help me write and I didn't realize it changed to this. This has been playing for the past 30 minutes before my brain understood that a long-lost childhood meme has resurfaced thanks to the haunting youtube algorithm. Why must I suffer?
Part of me wants to put some dumb phrases and actions that only make sense in context into my next draft so that when it's read, the reader doesn't realize it's wrong until they take a second to think. For example, let's say that you have some dialogue and the some character is described as laughing in French or you describe an old man character in the same way a perverted writer would describe a heroine character.
Dumb idea: wizard that only wears a big wizard robe and hat because he has sewn thousands of sticky notes covered in spells into the inside of them. 90% of the wizards battles end with his opponent scarred for life because he would accidentally flash them whilst looking for the right spell. Magic is also the equivalent of coding with a lot of the same mistakes involved with writing code.
Some of the guest at our workplace lit some incense that set off the fire alarms and now the fire department is here while I spent 10 minutes trying to make sure it wasn't me who caused the fire.
Alan Chadnips has gone into hibernation. I shall see him emerge victoriously once again, in roughly 3-5 months.
Bad idea: buy a bunch of electronic piano's and change their coding so that no matter what key you hit, it will play the next key for Gansta's Paradise. Sell it on eBay as a magic keyboard that only plays Gangsta's paradise.
The most evil thing I can think of to cause people to stop and think would be to play the G chord from the start of the black parade, but only that note over speakers at random without ever actually ever playing the song as it segways into a different song.
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