I can't tell if the 90s were stupid or ahead of their time with Grenadier. It's basically Trigun except they reload revolvers with their breasts and it's set in warring states Japan instead of an alien planet.
A mosquito flew into my eye and got caught in my eyelid and lashes so it bit me in the corner the eye as I tried getting it out. Now I have a mosquito bite in my eye socket and I can't scratch it. Considering wearing an eye patch until it goes away.
I could easily make entire novel length filler arcs to triple the word count of my main story but I'm not that cruel of a person so instead, I'll just make some side story novels with barely any connection other than a time frame to the main plot.
Dumb story idea: Recently becoming the captain of a ship during the age of exploration, the MC sets off for the new world. However, the navigator is dyslexic so you're lost and everyone onboard is none the wiser because all but the MC and navigator can't read. This would be written similar to a Greek travelogue but with a bit of fantasy.
Ever since I was 9 I've never been able to equate Quinton Tarantino to anything other than "that one monster fucker director" because a friend told me and it's been stuck in my head ever since.
New bad idea: I sort through every Geneva convention rule for wartime and spend the next several years finding everything that is technically Outlawed by the Geneva convention. Once I've completed it I'll submit it to the UN where they will do nothing about it an push it under the rug due to too many countries being called out.
Elon Musk should collaborate with Lego to make a build your own Lego Tesla car that runs. Yes, I want to drive a lego.byes, it would be a terrible idea. Think of the insurance.

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