Agentt

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  Agentt

• Mar 26, 2022

Me talking to my female plants: Awww, you look so cute! Look at that lil cutie flower. Be big and strong.

Me talking to my male plants: Shit nigga, look at that flower. I bet bitches are hungry for your pollen, huh? You got all those bees making a line for ya.

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  Agentt

• Mar 26, 2022

I'M GOING TO DRAW SOME FAT JUICY BREASTS!

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  Agentt

• Mar 25, 2022

Whenever someone calls you brother, just say,
"Don't accuse my father of infidelity."

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  ConcubusBunny

• Mar 24, 2022

Hey, I just read your April fools for and can only say one thing, what did I just witness?

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  Agentt

• Mar 24, 2022

God, laundry is such a hassle. I stopped wearing clothes 7 years ago just because I couldn't be bothered anymore.

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  Nhatduongg

• Mar 23, 2022

Carrots give you diabetes

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  Agentt

• Mar 23, 2022

Do you think aliens look at our long list of available sexualities and think we have unlocked character customisation?

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  Agentt

• Mar 23, 2022

I think the reason there are so many sexualities is that after a point, there wwre so many that people were too lazy to scroll down the list to see what sexuality they had. So they just made one up for themselves. A custom class, just for themselves

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  Agentt

• Mar 23, 2022

That feeling when you are playing a porn game but suddenly the puzzles get challenging enough for you to actually focus and concentrate and the girl's moans are getting annoying and distracting.

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  Dudealien

• Mar 21, 2022

I play my polymerization, and use it to fuse my “you know I had to do it to them” and my “meme review doctor Phil” to create DOCTOR PHIL THE ULTIMATE GREEN M&M

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  Agentt

• Mar 21, 2022

The British pronunciation of "narcissist" sounds like a Russian man saying the name of a German missile meant to be launched by American leaders on the Moon

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  Agentt

• Mar 20, 2022

I ate Yahweh for breakfast, and Jesus is my midnight snack. If I'm feeling extra peckish I might swallow Allah whole while I'm at it.

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-- @Chaos_Sinner777
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  Agentt

• Mar 20, 2022

To anyone trying to get cancelled on internet, I have found out that a better strategy is to target the introvert group rather than people who get angry easily. Sure, people who get angry easily will report you, but only after long arguments.

Hence, it's better to just say something like, "shy girls are unattractive."

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  Agentt

• Mar 20, 2022

There is a video on YouTube named,
"Our most difficult ear wax removals EP 62"

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  Blitz

• Mar 20, 2022

I'll see you when I see you ?

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  Agentt

• Mar 19, 2022

Use the phrase,
"8 out of 6"
In a sentence

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  Agentt

• Mar 19, 2022

Does it ever happen in a relationship that both are bottoms who never take any step and are just waiting for the other one to top them?

What happens when both are tops?

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  Dudealien

• Mar 18, 2022

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  Agentt

• Mar 18, 2022

o7

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  Agentt

• Mar 18, 2022

My Pico was the og rick roll