Whenever someone calls you brother, just say,
"Don't accuse my father of infidelity."
"Don't accuse my father of infidelity."
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Hey, I just read your April fools for and can only say one thing, what did I just witness?
God, laundry is such a hassle. I stopped wearing clothes 7 years ago just because I couldn't be bothered anymore.
Carrots give you diabetes
Do you think aliens look at our long list of available sexualities and think we have unlocked character customisation?
I think the reason there are so many sexualities is that after a point, there wwre so many that people were too lazy to scroll down the list to see what sexuality they had. So they just made one up for themselves. A custom class, just for themselves
That feeling when you are playing a porn game but suddenly the puzzles get challenging enough for you to actually focus and concentrate and the girl's moans are getting annoying and distracting.
I play my polymerization, and use it to fuse my “you know I had to do it to them” and my “meme review doctor Phil” to create DOCTOR PHIL THE ULTIMATE GREEN M&M
The British pronunciation of "narcissist" sounds like a Russian man saying the name of a German missile meant to be launched by American leaders on the Moon
-- @Chaos_Sinner777
To anyone trying to get cancelled on internet, I have found out that a better strategy is to target the introvert group rather than people who get angry easily. Sure, people who get angry easily will report you, but only after long arguments.
Hence, it's better to just say something like, "shy girls are unattractive."
There is a video on YouTube named,
"Our most difficult ear wax removals EP 62"
I'll see you when I see you ?
Use the phrase,
"8 out of 6"
In a sentence
Does it ever happen in a relationship that both are bottoms who never take any step and are just waiting for the other one to top them?
What happens when both are tops?
o7
My Pico was the og rick roll
*plants a flag*
Story idea: Isekaied with a dog girl who has a slave master relationship with you but you are a cat person who despises dogs, but still nice enough to not abuse her. -
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