But I still could be a girl who falsely set my gender to male to fend off perverts, you know~~♡
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Did you know that Japanese people pronounce Coke as Cock? Imagine how "Please give me coke." sounds.
My attempt at making a pancake failed...
Jesus, we should learn how to write a description from this scientific paper
I was trying to hire a ladybug to come work for me for zero wages and it decided to commit suicide. I believe mh heavy accent is to be blamed
I made my own perfume today!
It smells like leaves!
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I told a person who was being edgy to that he is being too edgy.
He didn't knew what edgy meant, he assumed it refers to the saying "a blunt edge cuts itself."
So he replied,
"Why would I want to cut myself?"
Would you rather turn into a giraffe or be a human with giraffe like neck?
Would you rather have a 20 cm pencil thin dick or a 3 inch long, 3 inch diameter thick dick?
Why the feck do Filipinos drink so fecking much!!?
What's the use of "kids can only drink 13% alcohol" when you are going to gulp fecking 3 bottles in one go!
I made a cake yesterday
Hello, Agentt it's been a while.
How are the children doing?
After weeks, it is now time that i drop out from the chess competition I was in.
I climbed from wooden league to stone, to bronze and now I am at silver where it is almost impossible for me to stay unless I take this seriously.
So, Agentaken, who is currently #9 in his division, shall now rest.
I am feeling grateful today, so consider yourselves fortunate enough that I am graceful today as well
Hmmmm.... so blurry?
Me talking to my female plants: Awww, you look so cute! Look at that lil cutie flower. Be big and strong.
Me talking to my male plants: Shit nigga, look at that flower. I bet bitches are hungry for your pollen, huh? You got all those bees making a line for ya.
I'M GOING TO DRAW SOME FAT JUICY BREASTS! -
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