Representing_Tromba

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 12, 2021

Fun stories about my childhood, part 1
When I was four years old my father gave me a can of brake cleaner and a box of matches. After showing me how to turn it into a flamethrower he told me to kill all the black widows and wolf spiders in the garage. It was his way of keeping me entertained while he worked on someone's car.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 12, 2021

I can't play Yu-gi-oh anymore even though it was what introduced me to anime when I was a child. The reason is that the creators don't know how to balance a game without a LOT of trial and error. And they just keep making more errors!

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 11, 2021

Just a reminder to never take Maca root pills during NNN when you're single.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 10, 2021

>make your main character the new God
>have him, as a God, fail to save the people he cares for because the God of fate hates him for taking his waifu
>have him wipe out the entire planet by slapping it
>goes to another earth and save everyone he loves
>takes place of original him so he can spend time with the people he loves
>God of fate shows up
>he sells his waifu
How the fuck did I end up here?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 7, 2021

What are your thoughts on my shitty story idea called: Dick Wizard of the Grand Magic Academy? It's your first day at the Grand Magic academy. When you go to receive your wand you are instead given a penis. The headmaster then tells you about a prophecy that will come to pass when all of magic society will be threatened with a lack of fertility. It is now your job to seduce and knock up everyone.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 7, 2021

Story Time: When I was 7 my dad told me to make my own email account so I would stop using his. However, I had grown incredibly wary of the internet so I refused to put my real name in when Gmail asked for my name. What was incredibly stupid was that I used a fake name that I remembered from the History channel earlier that day...

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 3, 2021

New chapter!
I Accidentally summoned the Hero! Now what? Chapter 16

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 29, 2021

I have reached peak dumbass! Now, where's my next level evolution?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 28, 2021

Losing the motivation to write. Guess I'll be playing Oblivion until my motivation returns.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 25, 2021

Here's a recipe on how to experience what Hell will feel like for a couple of hours:

Mix together a bottle of NyQuil, a can of Red Bull, and two ounces of vodka. Pour over ice in a pipe glass and drop in some orange peel. Enjoy suffering!

Please do not drink if you are not a college student who is expected to make bad life choices!

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 22, 2021

My friend is an idiot. Here's a conversation I was just apart of.
Friend: The amount of alcohol I have consumed within the past hour should make it impossible for me to walk, let alone stand. Yet, here I am, Walking among you as a mortal who has achieved godhood!
Me: What are you on?
Friend: The floor *passes out*

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 21, 2021

Beer making is just advanced tea making and I feel like I've been lied to my whole life. Now all of my random knowledge about making tea can be used to promote bad ideas to rednecks and Floridians!

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 21, 2021

I, a highly lactose intolerant person, just drank a half-gallon (1.9 Liters for those not using the imperial system) of Alcoholic Eggnog. I'm Prepared for death!

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 20, 2021

New chapter of I accidentally Summoned the Hero! Now What? is out

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 20, 2021

Here's a warning! Don't ever try and get into the A certain magical index light novel or manga series. The seventh novel is going for $700 right now. many of the mangas are over a hundred dollars as well. Just don't do it!

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 20, 2021

Have ya'll ever written something while in an absolute daze and come back to it later thinking how the hell you wrote this?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 19, 2021

Found out recently that I am not the oldest of my siblings and that I actually have an older half-sister that I was never told about. My parents refuse to tell me who it is though so I probably will never know that we're related even if we meet.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 18, 2021

I am what is considered a government sexual. To explain, it means that I wish to fuck the government in any way, shape, or form. Specifically by not paying taxes.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Oct 12, 2021

Did anyone watch AMV Hell as a kid? if so, then do you remember this clip? I found it today and had a weird nostalgia trip.

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  Agentt

• Oct 11, 2021

*sees you following me*
Stalker!