Moo Principle #570 - When you are soon going home from work, you realize you can finish your mildly emotional sadge scene that's not really difficult to write but keeps making your eyes become onion.
Moo Principle #567 - Frodo, the main character of you know, is one of the least interesting main characters in fiction. But his plain oatmeal blandness makes him the perfect ring bearer and allows everyone around him to be a badass, including Samwise.
Don't be afraid of the boobas.
Listen to the sound of my voice, and watch the medallion go back and forth.
You~ will not be afraid~ of big mommy milkies~<3

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