NATIONAL HORNY DAY

Bimbanana

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Hm... fascinating. Send some.
I'm a bit shy... but...

Here you go, i was young and we were in nudist beach back then :sweat_smile:




 

JayMark

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Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Because worms have no horns.
Would you still love me if I could only squirm?
In the dirt, I'd make the grass grow.
The other bulls come along and chew it.
But nobody sees me.
I'm slimy and underground.
 

DarkCrinkle

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:blob_hmm: Did Horny Jail just imprisoned the horniess from this thread? I expected more.... not unless I am in the wrong page. :blob_evil_two:
 

Bimbanana

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:blob_hmm: Did Horny Jail just imprisoned the horniess from this thread? I expected more.... not unless I am in the wrong page. :blob_evil_two:
go horny as horny as you can

I just dont like seeing dude with limited english spamming bad words on many threads with capslock and without reason, thinking its funny
 

A-Random-Writer

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Flashbanged reading this thread (the grenade looking thing not anything else you dirty minded rat)
 

Alski

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Please, I already have beef with the pope because I kept calling him the poop. I don't need this.

Next time you see him, ask him why his title is named are a brand that sells hoses.
 

DarkCrinkle

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go horny as horny as you can

I just dont like seeing dude with limited english spamming bad words on many threads with capslock and without reason, thinking its funny

Bro must be on the verge of busting his nut while typing. :blob_uwu: Anyways, imma shade away and lurk in the shadows..... :blobspearpeek:

Keep the national horny day going!
 

Bartun

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I don't want to be horny. I want to be happy. :cry:
 

tiaf

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CITIZENS OF SHF

HEED MY WORDS, HEED MY WORDS

THE SHF STAFF HAS SPOKEN

TODAY'S NATIONAL HORNY DAY CELEBRATION THEME WOULD BE..

PAJAMA OR SLEEPWEAR!


I shall start with wearing my favorite pajamas

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so you wear green make-up during the day but are yellow and brown inside
 
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