What would you do?
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Assurbanipal_II
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Conqueror_Quack
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I will whip out my big black frying pan and beat the everliving daylights out of that thing for daring to encroach on my bed.
FlutterOfCrows
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I would question how they got in here, prob be a bit panicked. Before letting them just get rest and then asking a battery of questions to them gradually as I get them something to eat.
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I will chase them so far that they won't even remember where they coming from
Woolen_Monkey
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Go back to sleep
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...yeah, I'm hallucinating.
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La getterò dalla finestra
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Scream in terror I think? What do you expect of I saw an intruder?
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I would go to my wife and tell her a homeless furry broke into our apartment. Then ask if I can use lethal force or if I should just call the police.
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I would finally take it as a sign and jump off the building.
On a serious note, there will be questions but the most important one would be "oh god, am I going to get arrested?"
And then take it as a sign and jump off the building.
On a serious note, there will be questions but the most important one would be "oh god, am I going to get arrested?"
And then take it as a sign and jump off the building.
Conqueror_Quack
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But how would you know if it's not Shirou Emiya in disguise?
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Call animal control.
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I suppose my tomcat could have a go at tearing it up, lol
but its getting the water squirt bottle, if it doesn't use the litter box.
but its getting the water squirt bottle, if it doesn't use the litter box.
