I have a one track mind, unfortunately the track was laid down by a cross-eyed drunkard
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My fiance made a cider blending English recipes with a Korean one. Man, them apples received godly treatment.
I also accidentally crop dusted an old man in his garden.
Was walking today.... when a thought occurred to me. Trees have tripled in recent decades, in numbers.
I wanna sell tshirts. Not because I'm famous, but because I want to share the symbology of my ancestors
I saw something today that I thought precious, a kitten sleeping in a mug. Was on a website, not normally known for things like that. I don't really like people, but I love animals. Humans can hurt you emotionally and mentally, animals can't.
Ai isn't art, but can be used to inspire art. We must set the boundaries of what ai usages is acceptable
You wanna know something ironic? If you're fat, you should eat more calories while trying to lose weight.
Stupid people doing stupid things is fun to watch. But they... breed, which is unnerving
Yo, how do I ask my currently molified roommate what his subway order was, so I can order me one? Without pissing him off.
I... have a problem. I just ate my roommates subway. I'll pay him back, as that's our standing rule, but damn was it good.
My secret pleasure: watching conspiracy theories. I don't believe them, I've seen the inner workings of government, not competent enough
Every day. Those 2 flirt. Get a room please
Did you know that one of the strongest features of North America is Appalachia. Lots of weird shit in there.
The older I get, the creepier thing becomes. There are some fucked things I've seen.
I... wonder, for the fanfiction haters, if I write a story inspired by the mechanics of survival crafting games, is that fanfiction
Sleep. I need sleep. But I'm forcing myself to stay awake, why? Doctor told me to
If anyone is curious, my knee was just sprained. I've long walked pigeon toed, and bout 10 years ago my doctor and I began fixing that. And yeah, it happens
Had a dream, that somebody got a minecraft ability, and they dug a moat around Russia. So suddenly there was a moat with perfectly square edges, and a cobblestone wall. Oh and Microsoft was trying to make him pay them a license.
I've done jack shit today, and I'm still exhausted beyond belief
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