Wild E. Coyete could probably give you good head I mean look at that snout shit could suck your dick like a straw
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I'd let a medically recognized horse do my liver transplant more than an actual doctor if I'm being perfectly honest
Ironically my mom's more okay with me being gay than dyeing my hair to lime green
Not that I want to, just don't know whether to laugh or laugh harder
this love song goes out to all of you, but not the guys. if you're a guy close your ear cause' I'm not gay.
i tried watching a Dream video and it's literally 40 minutes of boring silence with maybe thirty seconds of loud incessant screaming to keep me from being asleep holy shit is YouTube this easy to game?
Scrolling through Tumblr is like watching a group of colleges students fawn about having obscure ideas and talk about how others don't know about it. Yeah, we do, we just don't talk about it. It's boring. It's annoying. This is why you're on Tumblr and not with your friends.
Watching someone on twitter write "if you like [thing] or support [person] pls unfollow" whilst following them feels like
If another dimension exists, I hope my other self is happy.
It feels like we're living in cyberpunk dystopia without the cool cyber or the punk, just the dystopian depression
No I can't make a joke out of this homie legit said he went chilling for 6 hours and came out another man I hope he's doing well
DO NOT FOLLOW HAN'S ADVICE I CHILLED TOO HARD MY COCK AND BALLS ARE FREEZING IM GETTING THE CHINESE SWAN FEATHER TO PLUG MY PISS HOLE NOW HOLY SHIT
Dogs are amazing. They just like food, sniff ass, and cum into squirrels. I want to be a dog.
Believe it or not, I get depressed at my story's stats at times. I just posted last night, woke up to check it and, after 10 hours, is still sitting at 1 view. I take a shit, have a Gut's Theme moment, and cried there on the toilet bowl, uncertain about my future.
Then I went back and kept writing.
TIL someone in this forum gets pissed if you diss the Italians
I'm gonna diss the Mongolians next, or not. Tbh apart from throat singing and Genghis I really can't think of anything interesting about the Mongolians. Don't bother with research either cause research is gay.
I know the Italians used to have a competent military force but imagine having "defeated by Italy" in your country's resume lmao
I'm thinking of investing in a Rope Store near Wall St. who's with me?
if I put Christmas decorations on june would I be too late or too early
My sister became a pathological liar. She doesn't just lie; she throws a tantrum when we don't believe it, so much so that she isn't telling a lie anymore, but literally telling us to believe a reality in which that lie is the truth.
I'm a lying sobbing child before but holy shit not this terrible as one.
Do you like NTR?
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