AliceMoonvale

Sometimes, I open the fridge expecting life answers.
All I find is cheese.
And I'm lactose intolerant.

Relatable moments™

I only listen to quality music.

I've just been too tired 'n busy to write.
All I do is sleep when I get home

Guess I might have to stick to weekend writing.

A motto I share with you all: KYS
Know Your Self

Rule #8675309 - Never dip your toe-sies in the ganges river in India. It had such a huge issue with dead bodies, that they deployed human eating snapping turtles to clean up the mess.

Rule #69420 - Finger lick'in good implies there is Toe suck'in bad. You cannot escape this.

I'M CRINGE AND I'M PROUD.

Ever have a dream where you're dreaming you're still awake at your computer,
Your screen looks red and you wonder why,
then realize it's cause blood is pouring over and staining your eyes?
Only for you to wake up still in front of your computer?

Yeah, today is Sunday.

Me: Oh neat, I see people posting cool art 'n stuff.

Meanwhile:

Just when you think you haven't thought enough, you think again.

Welcome to hotel ScribbleHubForums. It's a lovely place.

Submit chapter for the first time: This looks good!

1 hour later: Lemme just.. fix a couple things.

Another hour later: FUCK, I NEED TO FIX THIS! I CAN'T LET PEOPLE READ THIS SILLY TOMFOOLERY!

Yet another hour later: This whole section is still FUCKIN 'RAW. -rewrites entire paragraph-

Brain: How much do you want to edit?
Me: Yes.
Brain: Even after you spent a week editing already?
Me: