AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 2:54 PM

I wake up and see all the snow and ice outside.
Have cool thoughts such as: 'If only we were in the future where I could pull out a glock and shoot bullets of wind to blow all the snow off my lawn'
-enjoying the mental imagery making pew pew noises-
Then I grab some juice and oranges and go lay back in bed.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 9:04 AM

*pulls out a chair*
Buckle up y'all, the show will go on.
I'm preparing for all the peeps that will eventually come in complaining they can't commit crimes anymore.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 8:15 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 6:01 PM

Have you googled yourself today?

TIL: there's a show called moonvale?

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Yesterday at 4:55 PM

Found your pic on X btw.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Yesterday at 3:37 PM

Am I correct to understand that this is your alt account @Envylope ?

Or my marbles for eyes are playing tricks on me?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 3:27 PM

Certain SHF people in a nutshell:
You're welcome.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Yesterday at 1:46 PM

Now I know as to why you wear a mask~.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 1:24 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 12:36 PM

I personally avoid eating certain apples.
The kind of apples that hate on other apples of the same type as them.
It's like, red apple, who are you to hate on red apples when you're a red apple yourself?
Green apple supremacy means you have to be green, why do you think hating on red apples will make you green?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 10:47 AM

That sun of a bitch. One of my all time arch nemeses.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 10:12 AM

I thought it was a meme, but people really do be disappearing themselves once they reach 800-1000 messages. Do you guys also do that on twitter for some reason?

Shame we still get the worst people to exist not leaving after a certain message count.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 6:16 PM

Official statement.
I hereby claim the following phrases as my own and no one else is allowed to steal them:

1. goobly gibbly bits
2. your story's prose has the vibe of skinless chicken in a KFC

That is all. Thank you.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 1:22 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 2:20 AM

said no jesus ever when seeing the actual state of the fucked blue marble in space.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 12:37 AM

Some of the shit people post on here is rough.
Cringe so hard my skeleton goes flaccid like wet noodles.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 12:08 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 9:06 PM

Having a nice break from writing by being a cool, hip gaymer with anxiety whispering in my ear to not fall asleep or I'll die.
#funTuesdaythings

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 2:34 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 9:22 AM