We all live in a village together!

[Bimbanana]

Arent we having too much NPC in this village?!

Where's the MC???

 

[JayMark]

Arent we having too much NPC in this village?!

Where's the MC???

That would be me. This is one of my faster starts too.

 

[Worthy39]

That would be me. This is one of my faster starts too.

Ooh, can I be the idiot sidekick?

 

[Bimbanana]

That would be me. This is one of my faster starts too.

Then hurry up and speedrun things!

 

[JayMark]

Ooh, can I be the idiot sidekick?

Yes, yes you can. The only requirement is you don't eat bovine meats.

Then hurry up and speedrun things!

We're ahead of schedule. Check my trash bin, I have the skull of a demon lord that I had eaten by army ants to prove it. The ants owed me a favor.

 

[Worthy39]

Yes, yes you can. The only requirement is you don't eat bovine meats.


We're ahead of schedule. Check my trash bin, I have the skull of a demon lord that I had eaten by army ants to prove it. The ants owed me a favor.

Then what comes next? Do we switch over to a cultivation story, or is there something stronger than the demon lord? Also, do monsters that look and taste like cows, that are actually not cows, count as bovine meat?

 

[JayMark]

You can't eat Minotaurs, but non bull monters are fine.

We are switching to Grass Chewing Cultivation. I gather the energies of the universe by chewing grass in thoughtful meditation, bonus points if I stare at a nice sunset. If you want true power, get to chewing. Also, if you can get me some of that fine swiss grass, it'll speed up the power accumulation process.

 

[Worthy39]

You can't eat Minotaurs, but non bull monters are fine.

We are switching to Grass Chewing Cultivation. I gather the energies of the universe by chewing grass in thoughtful meditation, bonus points if I stare at a nice sunset. If you want true power, get to chewing. Also, if you can get me some of that fine swiss grass, it'll speed up the power accumulation process.

I think it's a fantasy world, so I dunno if the Swiss Alps even exist here, but I will most certainly go off on a solo adventure to find it, sir or madam!

 

[JayMark]

I think it's a fantasy world, so I dunno if the Swiss Alps even exist here, but I will most certainly go off on a solo adventure to find it, sir or madam!

There's almost always an equivalent in earth like worlds.

 

[Worthy39]

There's almost always an equivalent in earth like worlds.

Sir yes sir! I will bring home all the grass, and then we can grow it here! Just give me ten to twelve business weeks to find it.

 

[Jailbreak571]

Uhh, I just got here. I'm a totally not suspicious travelling merchant, and I want to post a quest for safeguarding me and my goods because I'm travelling towards the next town. I'm going to stay at this village until someone takes this quest.

 

[JayMark]

That's ten or twelve weeks of filler chapters of me chewing grass while walking around.

 

[Worthy39]

Uhh, I just got here. I'm a totally not suspicious travelling merchant, and I want to post a quest for safeguarding me and my goods because I'm travelling towards the next town. I'm going to stay at this village until someone takes this quest.

Does that next town have grass equivalent to the Swiss Alps? If so, I will escort you, and complete my quest! Two birds, one stone!

 

[Alski]

We're ahead of schedule. Check my trash bin, I have the skull of a demon lord that I had eaten by army ants to prove it. The ants owed me a favor.

A coon already stole that.

 

[A-Random-Writer]

Can anyone forget me a new katana? Mine just shattered due to a mage freezing it and throwing it against a wall.

 

[Jailbreak571]

Does that next town have grass equivalent to the Swiss Alps? If so, I will escort you, and complete my quest! Two birds, one stone!

I'm afraid not. At least that's what I was informed with. Also, I believe that doesn't exist in this plane- I mean, in this continent.

 

[Worthy39]

I'm afraid not. At least that's what I was informed with. Also, I believe that doesn't exist in this plane- I mean, in this continent.

Then begone, suspicious merchant! I have a boat to catch!

 

[Jailbreak571]

Then begone, suspicious merchant! I have a boat to catch!

Nahh, imma stay here. Monsters nowadays would chew at anything they see move.

 

[Bimbanana]

DUN–DUN–DUNNNN

An army of Futa demons approach the town!
They demand bovines sacrifice!
Or else, they will kidnap all the men in town and turn them into futa demons!

(Oh i'm the narrator btw)

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[A-Random-Writer]

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DUN–DUN–DUNNNN

An army of Futa demons approach the town!
They demand bovines sacrifice!
Or else, they will kidnap all the men in town and turn them into futa demons!

(Oh i'm the narrator btw)

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I discover gunpowder and create a steel cylinder capable of firing 14 metallic balls at unholy speeds. Also have them blessed by a wizard.