Do you like Easter?

[AliceMoonvale]

Well, guess who just reached 666 messages.
I just thought I'd celebrate it with everyone and express my own enthusiam, especially since it's Easter!

BEHOLD THE DAY WHERE ZOMBIE JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
WITNESS THE FORBIDDEN UNION OF CHICKEN AND RABBIT. AN UNHOLY, COSMIC, EGG-LAYING ABOMINATION TO BE CREATED.
THE HYBRID CRITTERS THAT ARE BORN, ONLY TO DIE.
ROTTEN EGGS FILLED WITH CORPSES CRACK OPEN AND WHISPER 'HE HAS RISEN'

The grass is breathing. The trees are filing noise complaints against me.
I tried to hide my easter basket but it came back and found me.

ZOMBIE JESUS DEMANDS JELLYBEANS AS TRIBUTE.
HE HAS TOLD ME "DO NOT TRUST THE PASTEL COLORS. THEY ARE A LIE INVENTED BY BIG EGG."

IF YOU SEE THE CHICK-BUNNY... NO YOU DIDN’T.



So Happy Easter to everyoe who celebrates it!
Whether you doing the easter sunday mass, dinner, egg hunts, chocolates, etc.

I've just been at home adulting and chilling by myself.

(I'm not religious in the slightest btw, I just like memes and parodies)

 

[Playerkartik]

Neverreallycelebratedit
happyeaster

 

[pangmida]

Nurse, she’s escaped again…

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Now that I think about it, I don't even really celebrate anything. I do stuff on holiday days if I feel like it or am obligated.
Oh, it's valentine's day? I'll just go buy myself some chocolates and put up some cute pink lights in my room, and totally not an excuse to put up more cute heart-shaped lights.

Chrimmus? Well, time to buy gifts for people I don't care about so I don't get labeled a terrible person.
Also, here's some lights and mini tree cause why not.

 

[great_sloth]

Damn, satan calm down. Please appear later I still need to ask God for a blessing for my exams.

 

[Makimaam]

Being illiterate, I didn’t know what we celebrated on Easter until recently. All I knew was that it was a bizarre day where everyone collectively agreed to worship overpriced, low-quality sugary choccy eggs and bunnies.

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Being illiterate, I didn’t know what we celebrated on Easter until recently. All I knew was that it was a bizarre day where everyone collectively agreed to worship overpriced, low-quality sugary choccy eggs and bunnies.

Describing murican culture with almost every holiday.

 

[SouthernMaiden]

Well, guess who just reached 666 messages.
I just thought I'd celebrate it with everyone and express my own enthusiam, especially since it's Easter!


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BEHOLD THE DAY WHERE ZOMBIE JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
WITNESS THE FORBIDDEN UNION OF CHICKEN AND RABBIT. AN UNHOLY, COSMIC, EGG-LAYING ABOMINATION TO BE CREATED.
THE HYBRID CRITTERS THAT ARE BORN, ONLY TO DIE.
ROTTEN EGGS FILLED WITH CORPSES CRACK OPEN AND WHISPER 'HE HAS RISEN'

The grass is breathing. The trees are filing noise complaints against me.
I tried to hide my easter basket but it came back and found me.

ZOMBIE JESUS DEMANDS JELLYBEANS AS TRIBUTE.
HE HAS TOLD ME "DO NOT TRUST THE PASTEL COLORS. THEY ARE A LIE INVENTED BY BIG EGG."

IF YOU SEE THE CHICK-BUNNY... NO YOU DIDN’T.



So Happy Easter to everyoe who celebrates it!
Whether you doing the easter sunday mass, dinner, egg hunts, chocolates, etc.

I've just been at home adulting and chilling by myself.

(I'm not religious in the slightest btw, I just like memes and parodies)

You're so much braver than I am lol! Some people would like really get upset by this. But that just means that they too were tricked by Big Egg

I spent my sunday at an anime convention. 🫡

 

[TinaMigarlo]

a bit of trivia.
Easter is not, despite the many rumors, celebration of "christ resurrection".
The original four holidays, to the early pagans. were always...
when the day and night were exactly the same in length in time (spring and fall equinox)
when the longest day and shortest day occurred. (summer and winter solstice)

christmas for example, was overlaid on/around the winter solstice, so the people could have their regular feast holiday season
and the church could claim everyone was obeying an official church holiday

Easter is just a little late of a spring equinox celebration.
its the spring rites, the fertility rites.
the rabbit? is the universal sign of sexual fertility.
we still use the phrase "f*ck like a bunny" and "breed like rabbits"
the earth being fertile and giving birth to the new crops of food is associated with the human fertility.
mother earth is fertile.

now. how about the eggs though, and that HAM.

That's a weird one.
An early Babylonian figure was TAMU
he was a mighty hunter. He would hunt wild boar (pig)
the large wild boar, attacked him and gored him to death.
but, he returned one day. from the sky. in a giant EGG.

that's what you;re really celebrating.
you eat the HAM, the pig that killed TAMU
the egg is him returning from death, from the sky.

easter dinner was at my buddy's house, and his mom is a holy roller.
she doesn't like my history lessons, at all.
that's fair though. I'm not thrilled that the family dog isn't allowed any of the feast.
why? because "the priest blessed the food! the dog can't have any!"
I can't get a straight answer why that means the dog can't have leftovers.
its magically fine for the DEER to get what gets thrown out, why is the dog penalized.

it all makes no sense to me.
i sneaked and got the dogs a few little pieces of ham
and some other stuff.
I guess I'm going to hell, but what else is new.
but at least I'm not the one celebrating a FALSE MESSIAH.

I stile some TAMU HAM to feed my cat on the way out.
I hope my cat doesn't go to hell for that.

I di dnot, in fact, clebrate the spring rites in the proper fashion.
which is of course frenzied sexual activity of some kind.
the cat took care of that, quite a performance I could hear out back.
well, it was either that or a fight.
hard to tell those things apart from hearing it.

the cat must not be catholic, is all i can figure.

Describing murican culture with almost every holiday.

I mean, i can't complain about the easter thing.
I slept in, then went and had a big dinner.

well then, in the interest of cultural exchange, what do white asian girls celebrate this time of year.