SUPREME COURT OF SHF

sleepandeatallday

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I want to plead insanity. Just look at my message numbers and likes. Would a sane person spend this much time here? Of course not.
*whispers* just find a psychologist, take a quiz, forge a psychological illness and plead mental illness in court. You might get sent into a mental facility if you are too deranged but you'd avoid execution or jail.
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Defendant @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian has entered a based plea.

Accuser @JayMark is hereby ordered to state his allegation for this court to proceed.
🪱 I, Slyrm, the anti-pyro worm, charge Prince_Azmiran_Myrian for multiple accounts of forum arson rendering multiple forum members, WELL DONE. He has stated his actions are based, thus confessing his crime.

I submit punishment via genderbending into a water dragoness according to statute GBADRAGON # 345812
 

ElijahRyne

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This is the Supreme Court of SHF
Any Case can be fought in this court

Pros: No Judicial Bias
Cons: no Cons

To register a thread
The person must type in the format
@Xyz with lawyer @abc Fighting against @Fkr with @bich

Judge - @Playerkartik
Jury - @Representing_Tromba , @Mellohwa , @Macha , @Tsuru , @tiaf , @Decaded , @greyblob , @AliceMoonvale , @FRWriter , @Anonjohn20
Clerk - @Hans.Trondheim
Executioner - @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
Bailiff - @A-Random-Writer
HOLY BOOK - @Tabula_Rasa
Wait, I thought all disputes were to decided with duels? While some may want an impartial witness or judge, are we not missing the forest for the trees if we ignore the dueling law? Back in my day, real SHF users would fight on their own without the need for a lawyer. If we are to do the whole court thing, we must have the defendants duel in a manor decided by the jury. Lawyers are to act as advisors.

For fairness, that manner of duel must be proposed by the defendants, subject to vote by the jury, and subject to veto by the judge. The loser is to be executed by the executioner.

The current form of this court is an embarrassment.

I also would like to apply for the position of court alchemist, subject to the duties and benefits of such a post.
 

Playerkartik

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Wait, I thought all disputes were to decided with duels? While some may want an impartial witness or judge, are we not missing the forest for the trees if we ignore the dueling law? Back in my day, real SHF users would fight on their own without the need for a lawyer. If we are to do the whole court thing, we must have the defendants duel in a manor decided by the jury. Lawyers are to act as advisors.

For fairness, that manner of duel must be proposed by the defendants, subject to vote by the jury, and subject to veto by the judge. The loser is to be executed by the executioner.

The current form of this court is an embarrassment.

I also would like to apply for the position of court alchemist, subject to the duties and benefits of such a post.
@ElijahRyne has been appointed as the Court Alchemist.
 

JayMark

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Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie and all associated entities are dropping any ongoing litigation, this includes Slyrm and Big Prawnis.

Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie and all associated entities plead no contest and throw themselves upon the mercy of the court for all pending and future legal action against them.

This cardboard cut-out is provided as a stand-in for any required future presence of one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.

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Juia_Darkcrest

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Court hereby receives Case No. 00-00-05 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian on multiple counts of arson against forum members, trying to cook them to WELL DONE perfection. Defendant is ordered to answer allegations against him within 24 hours or he'll be force fed with Medium Rare meat.

He should roast in his own fires for cooking steaks to well-done to begin with. Offing his head is too good for this dragon. He should be forced to work in a soup kitchen for ruining perfectly good food!
 

ElijahRyne

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I have transmuted some gold to pay the court’s wages, but it comes at a cost. This is for members of the court. If you cannot agree on the distribution of the gold in 14 messages, then the executioner @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian gains it all.

Members that must agree.
Judge - @Playerkartik
Jury - @Representing_Tromba , @Mellohwa , @Macha , @Tsuru , @tiaf , @Decaded , @greyblob , @AliceMoonvale , @FRWriter , @Anonjohn20
Clerk - @Hans.Trondheim
Executioner - @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
Bailiff - @A-Random-Writer
HOLY BOOK - @Tabula_Rasa

The amount of gold = 1000 Kilograms
 

Playerkartik

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I have transmuted some gold to pay the court’s wages, but it comes at a cost. This is for members of the court. If you cannot agree on the distribution of the gold in 14 messages, then the executioner @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian gains it all.

Members that must agree.
Judge - @Playerkartik
Jury - @Representing_Tromba , @Mellohwa , @Macha , @Tsuru , @tiaf , @Decaded , @greyblob , @AliceMoonvale , @FRWriter , @Anonjohn20
Clerk - @Hans.Trondheim
Executioner - @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
Bailiff - @A-Random-Writer
HOLY BOOK - @Tabula_Rasa

The amount of gold = 1000 Kilograms
15 people
1000Kg gold
Each person gets = 66.6Kg gold
total gold remaining - 1kg (given to @Hans.Trondheim For excellent work as a bonus)
 
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