Top (7) Baldest SHF members

Choose your baldy!!!

  • RepresntingEnvy:- a million year old hag vampire who also has hair? Why does she wear a hat then?

  • AnonUnlimited:- does this →? ← not look bald at all?

  • Corty:- a forty year old ex-pregnant loli with a dad bod what else needs to be said?.

  • Pangmida:- a middle aged lady with a crippling milo addiction

  • Mad_Quacker:- Feathers are a type of hair too!!!

  • Prince_Azmiran_Myrian:- scales aren't hair!

  • Simple_Ruasian_Boy:- russians don't have hair, just look at putin

  • Greyblob:- just look at his profile picture

  • IamnotaBot:- this cog munchin clanka doesn't have an ounce of hair on its dome

  • JayMark:- a bull with a supposed harem of cows

  • Georgelee5786:- have you ever seen beneath his hat?

  • ShrimpShady:- a shrimp, this crusty is smooth and shiny with no hair on it's carapace.

  • Pangmida:- she is so fat from gluttonously eating milo that she deserves two places on this poll

  • Tiaf:- a fish made of boba

  • Tempokai:- come have your revenge if he dissed on your novel in his feedback

  • Alski:- A black cat exhibiting intense racism against blondes and gingers

  • Nevafrost:- she has admitted to being a forty year old uncle

  • AliceMoonvale:- guy came in saw envy on the poll and choose her and no one else and left.

  • Assurbanipal_II:- thousands of years old assyrian empress who reads Naruto fanfics


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JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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No, no, no...it's NSFW. I don't want to get in trouble - or people to freak out over furry art. ?
I'm a very Very very very Very wholesome bull. My middle name is wholesome. Mogg-dell Beef Ear Wholesome Pie.
 

Conqueror_Quack

Has two hats, each bigger than the other one
Joined
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I'm a very Very very very Very wholesome bull. My middle name is wholesome. Mogg-dell Beef Ear Wholesome Pie.
Said bull is also the author of the new york times bestseller novel about a boxer girlfriend who grew a beard and got pregnant.
 

DonHon

Cat enthusiast
Joined
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I imagine Anon's character being a y/n the ultimate bald character!
 

Juia_Darkcrest

Well-known member
Joined
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I imagine Anon's character being a y/n the ultimate bald character!
an0n is probably the baldest member on SH



Sunlight began to peek through the bedroom window of a small coastal villa in Costa Rica, awakening @AnonUnlimited from his slumber. He had been up late on his computer, gambling on horse races yet again, though it wasn't really gambling to him. He didn't lose one bet last night, sweeping in yet another cool 100k USD with just a few clicks while sipping on a Mai Tai and browsing some random forums.

He had always been inordinately lucky in his life, almost as if things kept falling into his lap with little or no effort, almost like some anime protagonist being supported by a kindly deity.

He yawned, stretching his arms out, then brushed his long locks of hair from his eyes. He had a full mane of luscious raven black hair that stretched down to the middle of his back. It took a lot to maintain, but he liked the look it gave him, so he felt it was only a minor inconvenience.

He got out of bed and headed to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee, the first part of his morning routine, before retiring to the veranda to scroll through ScribbleHub to pick a webnovel to read while he relaxed on his deckchair. He may also peruse the forums, as there was usually some inane entertainment to be had there, people doing people things and such.

With his 'Nectar of the Gods' in one hand and his phone in the other, he lay back in his chair and opened up the forums. He immediately noticed he had been tagged over a dozen times in something. Setting his cup down, he brushed the hair out of his eyes again, wishing he remembered to put in a hair tie, and opened up the link.

He blinked a few times, then began to chuckle. His luck was so strong that people voted him as the most bald member of the SHF community.

"Ahh, this power manifests itself in mysterious ways. I wonder what other inexplicable things will happen?" He said to himself, taking a sip of his coffee.

It wasn't even 10 AM, and it was already a good day.
 

greyblob

"Staff Memeber" pleasr
Joined
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Sunlight began to peek through the bedroom window of a small coastal villa in Costa Rica, awakening @AnonUnlimited from his slumber. He had been up late on his computer, gambling on horse races yet again, though it wasn't really gambling to him. He didn't lose one bet last night, sweeping in yet another cool 100k USD with just a few clicks while sipping on a Mai Tai and browsing some random forums.

He had always been inordinately lucky in his life, almost as if things kept falling into his lap with little or no effort, almost like some anime protagonist being supported by a kindly deity.

He yawned, stretching his arms out, then brushed his long locks of hair from his eyes. He had a full mane of luscious raven black hair that stretched down to the middle of his back. It took a lot to maintain, but he liked the look it gave him, so he felt it was only a minor inconvenience.

He got out of bed and headed to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee, the first part of his morning routine, before retiring to the veranda to scroll through ScribbleHub to pick a webnovel to read while he relaxed on his deckchair. He may also peruse the forums, as there was usually some inane entertainment to be had there, people doing people things and such.

With his 'Nectar of the Gods' in one hand and his phone in the other, he lay back in his chair and opened up the forums. He immediately noticed he had been tagged over a dozen times in something. Setting his cup down, he brushed the hair out of his eyes again, wishing he remembered to put in a hair tie, and opened up the link.

He blinked a few times, then began to chuckle. His luck was so strong that people voted him as the most bald member of the SHF community.

"Ahh, this power manifests itself in mysterious ways. I wonder what other inexplicable things will happen?" He said to himself, taking a sip of his coffee.

It wasn't even 10 AM, and it was already a good day.
i saw him in an airport in turkey. wonder what he was doing there. his head looks quite red too
 

Conqueror_Quack

Has two hats, each bigger than the other one
Joined
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Messages
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Sunlight began to peek through the bedroom window of a small coastal villa in Costa Rica, awakening @AnonUnlimited from his slumber. He had been up late on his computer, gambling on horse races yet again, though it wasn't really gambling to him. He didn't lose one bet last night, sweeping in yet another cool 100k USD with just a few clicks while sipping on a Mai Tai and browsing some random forums.

He had always been inordinately lucky in his life, almost as if things kept falling into his lap with little or no effort, almost like some anime protagonist being supported by a kindly deity.

He yawned, stretching his arms out, then brushed his long locks of hair from his eyes. He had a full mane of luscious raven black hair that stretched down to the middle of his back. It took a lot to maintain, but he liked the look it gave him, so he felt it was only a minor inconvenience.

He got out of bed and headed to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee, the first part of his morning routine, before retiring to the veranda to scroll through ScribbleHub to pick a webnovel to read while he relaxed on his deckchair. He may also peruse the forums, as there was usually some inane entertainment to be had there, people doing people things and such.

With his 'Nectar of the Gods' in one hand and his phone in the other, he lay back in his chair and opened up the forums. He immediately noticed he had been tagged over a dozen times in something. Setting his cup down, he brushed the hair out of his eyes again, wishing he remembered to put in a hair tie, and opened up the link.

He blinked a few times, then began to chuckle. His luck was so strong that people voted him as the most bald member of the SHF community.

"Ahh, this power manifests itself in mysterious ways. I wonder what other inexplicable things will happen?" He said to himself, taking a sip of his coffee.

It wasn't even 10 AM, and it was already a good day.
Found the anon alt account
 

Corty

Ra’Coon
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:unsure:

this warlord still has some hair, unfortunately
Don't. Fucking. Move.

 
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