Top (7) Baldest SHF members

Choose your baldy!!!

  • RepresntingEnvy:- a million year old hag vampire who also has hair? Why does she wear a hat then?

  • AnonUnlimited:- does this →? ← not look bald at all?

  • Corty:- a forty year old ex-pregnant loli with a dad bod what else needs to be said?.

  • Pangmida:- a middle aged lady with a crippling milo addiction

  • Mad_Quacker:- Feathers are a type of hair too!!!

  • Prince_Azmiran_Myrian:- scales aren't hair!

  • Simple_Ruasian_Boy:- russians don't have hair, just look at putin

  • Greyblob:- just look at his profile picture

  • IamnotaBot:- this cog munchin clanka doesn't have an ounce of hair on its dome

  • JayMark:- a bull with a supposed harem of cows

  • Georgelee5786:- have you ever seen beneath his hat?

  • ShrimpShady:- a shrimp, this crusty is smooth and shiny with no hair on it's carapace.

  • Pangmida:- she is so fat from gluttonously eating milo that she deserves two places on this poll

  • Tiaf:- a fish made of boba

  • Tempokai:- come have your revenge if he dissed on your novel in his feedback

  • Alski:- A black cat exhibiting intense racism against blondes and gingers

  • Nevafrost:- she has admitted to being a forty year old uncle

  • AliceMoonvale:- guy came in saw envy on the poll and choose her and no one else and left.

  • Assurbanipal_II:- thousands of years old assyrian empress who reads Naruto fanfics


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JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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You're in luck; the leading baldy made a rucksack filled with expired food from the local food truck, yuck, to head to your home and tuck you in so you don't have to get stuck and witness the madness that struck the wild duck. He'll arrive soon, assuming he doesn't pass the buck to someone else.
Isn't funny that the baldest members aren't in the poll?
 

Conqueror_Quack

Has two hats, each bigger than the other one
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When was that? What's the context? :blob_hmm_two:
 
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None of this is about the person who played the most Baldur's Gate.

And thats not right.
 
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Conqueror_Quack

Has two hats, each bigger than the other one
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Congratulations to @AnonUnlimited . He won the polls with an awe inspiring sixteen votes. He even changed his pfp to show his newly transplanted hair.

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-Anon smiling with joy as he has received a transplant of @Woolen_Monkey 's ass hair on his scalp and is no longer bald.​
 
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Nevafrost

A stupid and foolish daughter
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Congratulations to @AnonUnlimited . He won the polls with an awe inspiring sixteen votes. He even changed his pfp to show his newly transplanted hair.



-Anon smiling with joy as he has received a transplant of @Woolen_Monkey 's ass hair on his scalp and is no longer bald.​
Why don't you also announce that I lost with 0 vote? :blob_evil:
 
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He even changed his pfp to show his newly transplanted hair.
Serious question (not really)
If you know some one's got hair transplant using hair from an arse.

and they just got a hair cut but its terrible.

Would it be inappropriate to say "You hair looks ass." ?
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Im disapointed in the current progression of the votes, prince was getting close to Anon but 5 people came along and ruined it.
How did you not win with all that extreme mange?
 
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