Top (7) Baldest SHF members

[Anonjohn20]

Well, we know the context of the joke here. I already added a LOL in the previous comment. If you felt otherwise... it might have been because my tone was formal. I apologize.

Don't apologize; I just saw a chance to imply that OP was bald too and I took it.

 

[JayMark]

Once again, I am not part of the question, nor the answer. This time, it may be for the best.

Were you not worthy? Or were you too worthy?

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Would it help if all the 'Contestants' knew that one of the rewards for winning this contest is the powers of Saitama? All you need to do is admit that your head is bald and accumulate more votes!

 

[AstreiaNyx]

The crisp, glistening golden brown duck of course

 

[Deleted member 34529]

This is

 

[LeilaniOtter]

I was chuckling because at first I thought "baldy" was some kind of internet term I was unfamiliar with - and had nothing to do with lack of hair.

So saying, I would choose @JayMark - not so much for the receding hairline, but more for his ability to give me sunshine and a smile when I need it. I really adore that cow. ?

 

[Anonjohn20]

I really adore that cow.

Otter x Bovine fic incoming.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Winner gets a hair transplant from the folicles removed from @Woolen_Monkey's ass.

Nooooooooooo. I didn’t consent!!!! Grape grape!!!!!

I regret voting for myself now.

hey! You should feel honored. A monkey only has so many hairs.

What in the nine Hells is wrong with you, quacker?

???

@Woolen_Monkey just look at what your power can do!

imma pluck you dry then stuff you till your stomach is nice round…

 

[georgelee5786]

All who voted for me will one day regret this very dearly

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

That would explain why Pangmida was scored so high.

? baddie recognizing baddie

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

? baddie recognizing baddie

Baldie recognises baldie

 

[Anonjohn20]

Baldie recognises baldie

See how he doubleposts. This is proof he's bald. Came back an hour later with a second jab. LOL

 

[JayMark]

I'm sorry, the duck made me laugh.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I'm sorry, the duck made me laugh.

Your betrayal of Pangmida was so severe that your pfp changed. You are not worthy of the art she made for you.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Your betrayal of Pangmida was so severe that your pfp changed. You are not worthy of the art she made for you.

You should check his profile posts and find out where his pfp comes from

 

[JayMark]

Your betrayal of Pangmida was so severe that your pfp changed. You are not worthy of the art she made for you.

No, no. I'm gonna fight!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*snorts aggressively

 

[Corty]

What the tuck did I wake up to?

Take this down, immediately!

 

[JayMark]

What the tuck did I wake up to?

Take this down, immediately!

Corty, Corty, Corty!!!!
What type of car do ducks drive!?

 

[Bald-san]

???? What is this?

 

[Anonjohn20]

tuck

You're in luck; the leading baldy made a rucksack filled with expired food from the local food truck, yuck, to head to your home and tuck you in so you don't have to get stuck and witness the madness that struck the wild duck. He'll arrive soon, assuming he doesn't pass the buck to someone else.