Corty's Magical Emporium

[Conqueror_Quack]

What if my teachers catches me red handed and gives me a minus 10 ?

Write his wife's phone number and his side chick's name on the test paper.

 

[Omarfaruq]

Write his wife's phone number and his side chick's name on the test paper.

What if he doesn't have a side chick or the teacher is single ?

 

[Omarfaruq]

INVALID INPUT. NOT A QUESTION.

REJECTED.

Ooooooooooommmmmm...

Tell her not to be a stuck-up bitch. She cheats with her makeup; you cheat with your knowledge. One is worse than the other, and it's not you.​

Shit, my bad fam, I'm fucking stupid.

Big bro, you should control your emotions ?

 

[Corty]

What if he doesn't have a side chick or the teacher is single

Ooooooommmm...

Become the side chick. Seduce. Overcum. Adapt.​

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

What if he doesn't have a side chick or the teacher is single ?

Let's target the ducking principal!

 

[Omarfaruq]

Ooooooommmm...

Become the side chick. Seduce. Overcum. Adapt.​

I am a male ?

 

[Omarfaruq]

Let's target the ducking principal!

Can't even my principal's son is married so you can guess it already how ancient my principal is ?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I am a male ?

Surgery.

 

[Omarfaruq]

Bottom surgery.

I ain't doing it, even if I have to study.
I am a tuff guy ??

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I am a tuff guy ??

Surgery.

 

[Omarfaruq]

Surgery.

You are a duck right?
My teacher has a thing for a duck please do me a favour ?

 

[Deleted member 34529]

Did you want the exact answer?

Not really, it was more of a joke, since it gets asked so often on the forums.

It would have landed better if it was the first question on the game, but i was a few sec slower on the trgger and @pangmida beat me to it.

*Shakes fist angrily*

 

[Worthy39]

When will I find the inspiration to finally finish my story?

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

How did people wipe their ass in cities after shitting? We hear about using leaves in the wilds but nothing in the cities. And I do mean civilizations that are not the Romans. The community sponge is too easy of an answer.

 

[Corty]

When will I find the inspiration to finally finish my story?

Oooooooooooommmmmmmm.........​

Inspiration 404.
Reconnecting...
Reconnecting......
Reconnecting..........
Inspiration located: Generating Access: ENTER

How did people wipe their ass in cities after shitting? We hear about using leaves in the wilds but nothing in the cities. And I do mean civilizations that are not the Romans. The community sponge is too easy of an answer.

Oooooooooooommmmmmmm.........​

Congratulations. Your next reincarnation has been locked in: B.C.606 Ass Wiping Slave.

Thank you for using the RE:Incarnator 4000. See you next time you die!

 

[Snake99]

I want to give Corty the IP for the character Jucika and have him continue her adventures

 

[Corty]

I want to give Corty the IP for the character Jucika and have him continue her adventures

Only if my Orb, I mean, only if I could draw.

 

[SenseiHusky]

Can i know my future

 

[Corty]

Can i know my future

Oooooooommmmmm.....

I can see... Oh my god... Is that... smut? It's smut, isn't it? Yep. It is. 404 chapters, huh. Oh boy... I missed a zero; it's 4004 chapters of smut.​

 

[SenseiHusky]

Uh