How Does Your MC Wipe Their Ass?

[DismaiNaim]

Question in the title.

And yes, this is a very important question.

 

[MakBow]

With multiple rolls. Gotta get every chunk.

 

[Esden-Noir]

Question in the title.

And yes, this is a very important question.

Water. They use water

 

[InkSmith]

He doesn't. He's a deity who drops isekai heroes onto a fantasy world to fight demon lords. he doesn't have mortal body functions

 

[unlaumy]

he moans

 

[pangmida]

he moans

What's his name? Asking for a friend.

 

[AliceMoonvale]

he moans

I don't even care about the OP question.
What the fuck. lmao
Please explain why he moans.

 

[FRWriter]

Protagonists and Waifus do not shit... ever. Their food just gets completely burned by their bodies.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Dirty rag.

Dude is poor.

 

[pangmida]

Protagonists and Waifus do not shit... ever. Their food just gets completely burned by their bodies.

What if your protagonist is a waifu? Do they cancel out or do the effects heighten?

 

[FRWriter]

What if your protagonist is a waifu? Do they cancel out or do the effects heighten?

Waifus can be male and female.

You can use the lesser-used term Husbandos, but Waifus is still perfectly valid even for male love interests.

 

[pangmida]

Waifus can be male and female.

You can use the lesser-used term Husbandos, but Waifus is still perfectly valid even for male love interests.

I support this notion. My protagonist is a female waifu and her love interest can indeed be classified as male waifu. ??

 

[Failnot]

There is only one correct way and I don't need to emphasize it

 

[CinnaSloth]

My character:

Spoiler

Her maid:

You:

 

[AliceMoonvale]

My character:

Spoiler

Her maid:

You:

 

[CinnaSloth]

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My intrusive thoughts on this one made me laugh. I had to force it upon the world.
I apologize only to you Alice. <3
The rest of the world can suffer for this existence of this thread.
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[unlaumy]

What's his name? Asking for a friend.

I'm gatekeeping his ass!!!

I don't even care about the OP question.
What the fuck. lmao
Please explain why he moans.

I don't know. I was concerned, I still am...

 

[Representing_Tromba]

He has a pitcher of water he pours down his ass crack after a wipe or two of the vinegar loufa.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

 

[DismaiNaim]

There is only one correct way and I don't need to emphasize it

The three seashells?