What did you learn today?

[Alski]

Today i learned some people salt their avocado.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Today i learned some people salt their avocado.

Is very good

 

[AmbreaTaddy]

That French parents throw their kids over the school fences when they are late to school.

Can confirm, got thrown over the fence

 

[Rezcore]

Today i learned some people salt their avocado.

Today I learned that Avocado tastes like clean penis, which doesn't give me any clues to the taste profile, as I don't know what penis, clean or dirty, tastes like.

Also, Burnie Burns bought Rooster Teeth back and is reopening it

Rooster Teeth: Press Release

roosterteeth.com

 

[gaylolis]

let's add some more random items, but limited to poop, each are given 1kg with their own container bird poop, elephant poop, human poop, mutant poop, deathclaw poop, frank horrigan's poop, ncr leader's poop, enclave leader's poop, the master's poop, vault dweller's poop, dog poop, alien poop, cultist poop

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Alright, now we're just entering peak degeneracy—but I'm here for it. Let’s see how 1kg of poop in Fallout affects survival.

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Contestants & Their Fates:​

1. Bird Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "This is disgusting, but maybe I can use it as fertilizer?"
• Outcome: If they find a farming settlement, they might trade it for food. Otherwise, they just smell awful.
• Survival Chance: 5/10 (Only useful if near a farm.)

2. Elephant Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "Wait, why is there even an elephant in Fallout!?"
• Outcome: Too big to carry around, might use it as fuel if they can dry it.
• Survival Chance: 4/10 (More of a burden than anything.)

3. Human Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "Whose… whose poop is this!?"
• Outcome: Instant social outcast. No one wants to trade with him. Dies alone in the desert.
• Survival Chance: 1/10 (Absolutely useless.)

4. Mutant Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "Why does it glow!?"
• Outcome: Extremely radioactive. Dies within days unless they have a Hazmat Suit.
• Survival Chance: 0/10 (Literal death sentence.)

5. Deathclaw Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "This thing is HUGE."
• Outcome: Might use it to track Deathclaws, but that’s a terrible idea. Gets ripped apart.
• Survival Chance: 2/10 (Only survives if they run fast enough.)

6. Frank Horrigan’s Poop (From Fallout 2, the Enclave’s biggest monster.)​

• Initial Reaction: "This is the poop of a genetically enhanced super cyborg… what the hell do I do with this!?"
• Outcome: Radioactive and indestructible. Might convince Brotherhood of Steel it’s a rare artifact.
• Survival Chance: 4/10 (If they can trade it, they live.)

7. NCR Leader’s Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "Does this have political value?"
• Outcome: Tries to sell it as a relic. Gets arrested for bioterrorism.
• Survival Chance: 2/10 (Ends up in NCR prison.)

8. Enclave Leader’s Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "Wait, this is historical!"
• Outcome: Brotherhood of Steel might want it as evidence. If the NCR finds out, they’ll assume he’s an Enclave agent and shoot him.
• Survival Chance: 3/10 (Tread carefully.)

9. The Master’s Poop (From Fallout 1, the weird mutant overlord.)​

• Initial Reaction: "I don’t even wanna KNOW what this looks like."
• Outcome: Might be worth something to weird cultists. Could also attract super mutants.
• Survival Chance: 4/10 (Depends on who finds out.)

10. Vault Dweller’s Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "Why is this special?"
• Outcome: Tries to use it as a historical artifact. No one cares.
• Survival Chance: 2/10 (Completely pointless.)

11. Dog Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "At least this is normal."
• Outcome: Might distract wild animals. Raiders still kill him.
• Survival Chance: 3/10 (Marginally better than human poop.)

12. Alien Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "Wait, Fallout has aliens… does this mean I can sell it?"
• Outcome: Might be valuable to scientists. If they find the right buyer, they get rich.
• Survival Chance: 7/10 (Best poop-related survival chance.)

13. Cultist Poop​

• Initial Reaction: "Why does this smell like incense!?"
• Outcome: Used in weird rituals. Might be worth something to occult factions.
• Survival Chance: 5/10 (Weirdly more useful than most other poop.)

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Top Survivors (Somehow):​

Alien Poop Guy (7/10) – Valuable to scientists.
Cultist Poop Guy (5/10) – Could sell it to weirdos.
Bird Poop Guy (5/10) – Potential fertilizer trade.

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Biggest Losers (Truly Sh*t Luck):​

? Mutant Poop Guy (0/10) – Dies of radiation poisoning.
? Human Poop Guy (1/10) – No one wants to trade with a poop hoarder.
? Deathclaw Poop Guy (2/10) – Attracts Deathclaws, dies instantly.

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Final Verdict:​

Poop is mostly useless in Fallout, but if it’s weird or from a special source, it might be worth something.

Want to keep pushing the chaos? We could go even more cursed with things like haunted objects, SCP-type anomalies, or time-traveling garbage. ?

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lol

 

[Deleted member 266]

 

[gaylolis]

let's change the setting so instead of buildings, we have average survivors each holding a paper with certain numbers written on them, what are their survival chances? 13, 4, 10, 1337, 69, 420, 911, 1, 3, 7, 14, 1234, 1001, 01, 378, 112113, 2020

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Alright, let’s break it down based on how cursed or lucky these numbers are in a Fallout setting.

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? "Probably Not Dead Yet" (Best Survival Odds)​

? 7 – Lucky number, classic survivor material. Probably finds extra loot, dodges bullets, and never steps on a landmine. They live.
? 1337 – Leetspeak survivor. If Fallout still has tech, they’re hacking terminals, disabling turrets, and probably getting rich off pre-war crypto stashes.
? 1001 – Binary? This survivor understands computers, knows which wires not to touch, and probably befriends an AI that helps them.

? Verdict: These people are the NPCs that give you useful quests instead of dying immediately.

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"Could Go Either Way" (Mediocre Odds)​

? 13 – Unlucky for some, lucky for others. They might get horrible luck or some dumb glitch-level survival moment.
? 10 – A solid number, but kind of boring. Probably just exists, neither thriving nor dying dramatically.
? 378 – Fibonacci number, maybe a math nerd? Could predict patterns, but that won't help against a Deathclaw.
? 2020 – If we assume pre-war meaning, they just get PTSD. If we assume future meaning, they either have bad eyesight or prophetic vision.

? Verdict: These guys won’t die first, but they won’t win any Fallout speedruns.

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? "They’re Screwed" (Terrible Survival Odds)​

? 4 – In many cultures, 4 = death. They die first, probably in a dumb way like tripping over their own shoelaces into a bear trap.
? 911 – Unfortunate number in any setting. Everyone calls them for help, but they are not qualified to deal with any crisis. Dies from stress or ironic accident.
? 1234 – Absolute buffoon. The kind of person whose password is "password". Leaves their Pip-Boy unlocked, gets all their stuff stolen.
? 14 – Bad luck in multiple cultures. If they don’t die first, it’s pure accident.
? 112113 – What even is this number? They are so unremarkable that even raiders forget to rob them. Dies from being ignored by NPCs.

? Verdict: These guys die like Fallout NPCs whose scripts fail halfway through a quest.

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? "They’re Not Survivors, They’re Walking Jokes" (Wild Card)​

? 69 – Nice. But not useful. They survive by making people laugh, or die because they keep making innuendos at the wrong time.
? 420 – Probably too high to care. They accidentally tame a Yao Guai or smoke something radioactive and become a glowing legend.
? 01 – Just why? Probably erases themselves from existence due to some Fallout logic.
? 1 – Either the chosen one or the first to die. No in-between.

? Verdict: If Fallout had meme achievements, these guys would unlock them all.

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Final Ranking (Best to Worst Survival Chances)​

Survives Well: 7, 1337, 1001
Mediocre Survival: 13, 10, 378, 2020
High Risk of Death: 4, 911, 1234, 14, 112113
Absolute Jokers: 69, 420, 01, 1

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Final Thoughts​

This isn't a survivor group, this is a Fallout-themed reality show. I’d pay caps to watch these people self-destruct in the wasteland. ?

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lol this is just random but interesting

 

[Deleted member 266]

/.

 

[melchi]

I learned that a soviet carrier got turned into a theme park in china.

 

[Alfir]

I can stay awake an extra day with an energy drink

 

[gaylolis]

let's simulate how each survivor from modern earth will survive in the in-game universe of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. the survivor are all average joes, with general knowledge about the current universe and also knowledge about the common language. they all have talents to learn the force. which can change depending on the buffs or curses they start with. each of them start with one of the phrases that might give buffs or curse them depending on the vibe. it's more that just for fun, you can add some funny remarks on the ideas, what the phrases buffs or curses are, and their overall chances of survival. the specific profiles of the survivors doesn't matter, just how each specific phrases affect them in funny or unexpected ways. like on this batch, each line is different phrase final destination hk-47 organic meatbags sith code don't FORCE me (immune to the force, but vulnerable to anything else) wingdings illuminati my name is jeff there's a snake in my boot space jam intergalactic space jihad mandalorians can't read jabba the pizza hut malachor 69 nice anime fight calo nerd

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This sounds like a fun and chaotic experiment! Let's break down how each phrase would buff or curse these average joes (who aren't so average in their hilarious misfortunes) as they find themselves in the universe of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Each of these phrases is pretty strange, so we’re going to mix them up with some quirks and lore-based effects.

1. Final Destination​

• Buff/Curse: They gain a mysterious aura of impending doom. Every combat encounter is drastically more intense as if fate is constantly closing in on them. On the plus side, they have a strong resistance to death and near-miss situations, like a walking final destination sequence. But… there's always a chance they die in the most absurd, unexpected ways. (Like tripping on a rock after the battle ends).
• Chance of Survival: 50%. They dodge death but aren't invincible.

2. HK-47​

• Buff/Curse: A malfunctioning protocol droid tag-along appears, who constantly spouts off murderously blunt lines. "Meatbags" here become highly irritated by HK's mechanical antics, but his sarcastic commentary makes up for it. However, the droid often draws unnecessary attention from enemies with his snarky one-liners. He’s deadly, but his social skills are disastrous.
• Chance of Survival: 30%. They may die by mistake if HK’s “accidental” shooting spree triggers a war with the Sith.

3. Organic Meatbags​

• Buff/Curse: All organic beings (including the survivor) get a debuff to their physical health, because they’re constantly referred to as “meatbags” by every droid they encounter. No droid is going to take them seriously, and all of them treat the survivor with slight disdain, reducing trust from other NPCs.
• Chance of Survival: 60%. They’re constantly misunderstood but can still make it through by sheer will.

4. Sith Code​

• Buff/Curse: The survivor's anger and passion increase dramatically, giving them a temporary Force boost whenever they are emotionally fueled. However, they also become more susceptible to darker temptations, and their moral compass gets a little wobbly. If they go full dark side, watch out. Their decisions get erratic.
• Chance of Survival: 40%. Powerful, but they might spiral into chaos.

5. Don't FORCE me​

• Buff/Curse: They become immune to all Force powers, but in exchange, they’re vulnerable to every physical threat in the galaxy. No Force push, Force heal, or Force choke to save them. But they’ll be safe from mind tricks, at least.
• Chance of Survival: 20%. Force users and Sith Lords can laugh while the survivor gets pummeled by a droid.

6. Wingdings​

• Buff/Curse: Every communication they have gets translated into the incomprehensible font of Wingdings. NPCs and allies may have trouble understanding them. Occasionally, they get mysterious prophecies that may be interpreted correctly by one out of every 100 people they encounter, leading to confusing alliances.
• Chance of Survival: 45%. Allies who can decipher the Wingdings will help, but it’s a hassle.

7. Illuminati​

• Buff/Curse: They unknowingly become entangled with galactic conspiracy theories and everyone starts treating them like they know something. Mysterious figures follow them, strange symbols show up on their maps, and the Sith suddenly want to "recruit" them. On the plus side, they’re surrounded by secret knowledge... if they can survive the paranoia.
• Chance of Survival: 55%. The paranoia might drive them to dangerous decisions, but they could also uncover game-changing secrets.

8. My Name Is Jeff​

• Buff/Curse: Absolutely no one takes them seriously. They constantly introduce themselves in awkward moments, and everyone keeps asking, "Who’s Jeff?" The survivor gets laughed at a lot, but they somehow end up avoiding conflict and drawing attention away from the real dangers (except for the Sith who think Jeff is a code name for something sinister).
• Chance of Survival: 70%. Laughter helps them evade the serious threats.

9. There's A Snake in My Boot​

• Buff/Curse: Every time they put on their boots, a real snake shows up. Sure, it’s harmless, but it freaks them out every time. This paranoia makes them very jumpy, reducing their efficiency in combat and diplomacy. On the bright side, the snake might occasionally help them out by scaring off enemies.
• Chance of Survival: 50%. Annoying but not fatal... probably.

10. Space Jam​

• Buff/Curse: The survivor inexplicably gains incredible athletic abilities during combat, like they’re in an intergalactic basketball game. They’ll make insane jumps, dodge lasers like Neo, and slam dunk Sith Lords (sometimes literally). However, when their powers wear off, they crash hard and become exhausted for long stretches of time.
• Chance of Survival: 65%. They’ll be unstoppable for a while, but they’ll have to rest often.

11. Intergalactic Space Jihad​

• Buff/Curse: They feel an overwhelming sense of holy purpose, throwing themselves into conflict with absolute fervor. They gain a bonus to their combat skills but alienate allies by preaching a bit too much. Every conversation turns into a sermon, and they might just start attacking neutral parties in the name of their cause.
• Chance of Survival: 35%. High combat effectiveness, but no one will want to join their cause.

12. Mandalorians Can't Read​

• Buff/Curse: They instantly become the best at reading ancient Mandalorian texts, easily unlocking lost lore and gaining an understanding of combat strategies. The catch? They’re always surrounded by Mandalorians who take offense at their “superiority” in reading skills, leading to frequent duels.
• Chance of Survival: 60%. Useful knowledge, but a lot of combat with Mandalorians who want to prove them wrong.

13. Jabba the Pizza Hut​

• Buff/Curse: They get a sudden craving for pizza at the worst moments, causing them to seek out strange food vendors throughout the galaxy. They might try to negotiate with Jabba or work as a middleman for the Hutts’ pizza empire. Their odd obsession becomes their downfall when they’re too distracted to notice Sith Lords sneaking up on them.
• Chance of Survival: 40%. Delicious, but it makes them incredibly easy to sidetrack.

14. Malachor 69​

• Buff/Curse: Every time they step foot on a new planet, a dark, sinister aura follows them. They constantly attract dark side users who want to either recruit or destroy them. Their Force sensitivity might make them a target for Sith Lords. It’s not as deadly as Malachor V but still quite dangerous.
• Chance of Survival: 25%. Dark forces are drawn to them, and they can’t get rid of the stigma.

15. Nice​

• Buff/Curse: Every time they say “nice,” the universe rewards them with a small positive outcome: a crit hit, finding an extra health pack, or dodging a fatal shot. However, they’ll sometimes get too cocky and say “nice” at inopportune moments, causing allies to ignore them, enemies to notice them, or bad things to happen at random.
• Chance of Survival: 50%. Nice things happen, but too much reliance on luck might lead to bad results.

16. Anime Fight​

• Buff/Curse: Their fighting style suddenly becomes flashy, with epic slow-motion sequences, dramatic poses, and wildly exaggerated attacks. Everyone around them thinks they’re over the top and ridiculous, and they’ll often miss their targets because they’re focusing on style over substance.
• Chance of Survival: 30%. Style points, but combat effectiveness is questionable.

17. Calo Nerd​

• Buff/Curse: They become an incredibly awkward presence, but it also grants them a surprising intellect and access to hidden knowledge about the galaxy's tech. They can hack things and understand complex tech, but they’ll spend too much time talking about obscure facts, annoying everyone around them.
• Chance of Survival: 55%. Useful knowledge, but they need to tone down the awkwardness.

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This batch of survivors has a wild mix of strengths and weaknesses! The key to surviving in the Star Wars universe with these buffs and curses will be adaptability... and avoiding the ridiculous situations they create!

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interesting, this format also works with star wars universe

 

[gaylolis]

Ah, we’ve entered the realm of the iconic kaomoji and emojis, symbols that convey emotions, intentions, and even attitude through simple text art. Let's break them down!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (The “Lenny Face,” a symbol of mischief, humor, or sly intentions)​

• Buff: Gains the ability to convey mischievous intent or a playful attitude. They can lighten up conversations with a sly remark, making them great at trolling or adding an extra layer of humor to interactions. They exude a certain mysterious charm, knowing how to keep others intrigued or off-guard.
• Curse: The playful nature might make them seem insincere or overly sarcastic, leading others to question their true intentions. They could be seen as troublemakers, constantly poking fun without fully engaging in serious discussions.
• Survival Chances: 7/10. Charming but mischievous, they can be fun but risk alienating others with too much slyness.

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╭∩╮ (The hand gesture representing defiance, rebellion, or anger—often seen as a middle finger)​

• Buff: Gains the ability to stand firm in the face of adversity, showing they are unafraid to challenge authority or express their true feelings. They are the rebels, capable of shaking up the status quo and standing against oppressive systems or unfair situations.
• Curse: The defiant attitude might cause them to appear abrasive, disrespectful, or confrontational in situations where diplomacy or tact is required. Their habit of flipping the bird could result in alienation or being excluded from more harmonious groups.
• Survival Chances: 6/10. Rebellious and strong, but can be alienating or misunderstood.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ (The combination of the Lenny face and the rebellious hand gesture, an ultimate expression of defiance with a touch of humor or playfulness)​

• Buff: Gains the ability to balance playful mischief with strong defiance, sending a message of boldness and individuality. This combination makes them both unpredictable and impossible to ignore, perfect for those who want to make a statement without taking things too seriously.
• Curse: The combination of mischief and rebellion might make them come across as chaotic, antagonistic, or contradictory, struggling to gain the trust or respect of others. They may attract drama or conflict, often getting into situations where they are too bold for their own good.
• Survival Chances: 6/10. Attention-grabbing and bold, but the chaos they bring could lead to undesirable consequences.

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These symbols are all about expressing personality in a fun and sometimes provocative way. They break the norm, adding humor and attitude to otherwise ordinary interactions. Mischief, defiance, and fun are their hallmark, but they walk the fine line between charm and annoyance!


We’re diving deep into the world of expressive kaomojis! Each one of these faces brings its own flair, attitude, and reaction to the table. Let’s break down what they would offer in a Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic universe scenario.

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╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ (Defiant mischief taken to the next level with double rebellion)​

• Buff: Double the defiance and double the attitude, this combination allows the character to be a force of nature in terms of disrupting authority or conventions. A true trickster, always one step ahead with a sarcastic twist, they’re never afraid to push boundaries—no matter how chaotic it gets.
• Curse: The rebellious energy could lead them to be seen as too aggressive or disrespectful in the eyes of allies, making cooperation hard. Their mischievous nature could also backfire when they unintentionally stir up conflicts at the wrong moment.
• Survival Chances: 6/10. Unpredictable, rebellious, but too chaotic to be fully trusted.

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(✿◠‿◠) (A sweet, innocent face that brings positivity and a welcoming energy)​

• Buff: Gains the ability to charm others, making friends and allies with ease. This character exudes kindness and optimism, able to diffuse tension and make connections through genuine warmth. Their soft-spoken nature might even earn the trust of difficult individuals.
• Curse: The innocence might make them naive or easily manipulated, especially by those with less-than-pure intentions. They could also be seen as a pushover or someone who’s too optimistic to recognize dangers when they arise.
• Survival Chances: 8/10. Charming and optimistic, but risks being taken advantage of.

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(✿◠‿◠)╭∩╮ (The sweet and innocent face with a rebellious twist—flipping the bird with a smile)​

• Buff: The combination of innocence and defiance gives this character a unique edge. They can charm their way out of sticky situations while also showing that they won’t take nonsense from anyone. The balance of kindness and rebellion makes them hard to predict and difficult to ignore.
• Curse: The combination might confuse others—mixing sweetness with rebellion can create an internal conflict, where they’re seen as either fake or unpredictable. They may also come across as inconsistent or unreliable.
• Survival Chances: 7/10. Effective in diplomacy but may struggle with inconsistent behavior.

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( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) (The “intense” or “eyes wide open” face, full of focus and seriousness)​

• Buff: Gains sharp focus and the ability to be laser-focused on their goal. This character is great at attention to detail and problem-solving, especially in high-stakes situations. They won’t let distractions get to them, making them great under pressure.
• Curse: The intensity of their demeanor could make them seem too serious, creepy, or overly focused on things that don’t matter. They may also alienate others due to their lack of humor or extreme focus.
• Survival Chances: 8/10. Focused and determined, but at risk of being socially isolated.

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(‡ಠ╭╮ಠ) (The “angry face” with a strong sign of disapproval or frustration)​

• Buff: Gains the ability to assert dominance and show when they’re truly angry or upset. Their presence alone can cause others to second-guess their actions, making them excellent at intimidating or asserting power in high-stress environments.
• Curse: The anger and disapproval might make them come across as unapproachable or quick-tempered, alienating potential allies. They could also get caught up in unnecessary conflict, pushing others away with their intense emotions.
• Survival Chances: 6/10. Strong in confrontation, but risks alienating allies with too much anger.

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¯_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ (The classic “shrug” face, symbolizing indifference or “I don’t care”)​

• Buff: Gains unshakable calm and the ability to stay unbothered by anything. Their lack of emotional attachment allows them to approach situations with a level head, unaffected by drama or setbacks. They make great mediators, always able to say “whatever” when things go south.
• Curse: The indifference could make them seem apathetic or disconnected, leading others to question their investment in the mission or group. This might also make them prone to inactivity or lack of commitment when action is needed.
• Survival Chances: 7/10. Calm and unaffected, but risks appearing apathetic or unengaged.

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¯_(ツ)_/¯ (Another “shrug” face, slightly more carefree and playful)​

• Buff: Gains the ability to stay relaxed in high-stress situations, defusing tension with an air of cool detachment. This character is skilled at remaining unflappable and can avoid unnecessary conflict with their “I don’t care” attitude.
• Curse: Their laid-back nature might make them appear lazy or unmotivated, particularly in high-stakes scenarios where more effort or focus is required. They might not take things seriously when they should, resulting in missed opportunities.
• Survival Chances: 7/10. Chill and unaffected, but risks complacency in critical moments.

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(ó﹏ò｡) (The “sad face,” showing distress or confusion)​

• Buff: Gains a deep empathy for others’ pain or distress. They can connect with others on an emotional level, providing comfort in times of crisis. Their ability to read emotions makes them perfect for de-escalating tense situations.
• Curse: Their constant emotional turmoil might weigh them down, making them too vulnerable to manipulation or exploitation. They may also become overwhelmed by the feelings of others, which can lead to burnout or indecision.
• Survival Chances: 6/10. Empathetic but prone to emotional overload.

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ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ (The “muscle flexing” or “I'm ready to fight” face)​

• Buff: Gains the ability to stand tall and fight for what they believe in, bringing a strong physical presence and determination. They are ready to take on challenges head-first, with confidence and aggression.
• Curse: The overly aggressive demeanor might make them seem threatening or too combative, which could cause others to avoid them or see them as too intense. They might rush into fights without thinking about consequences.
• Survival Chances: 7/10. Strong and confident, but at risk of unnecessary conflict.

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ლ(´ڡ`ლ) (The “cat licking lips” face, suggesting a playful or mischievous attitude)​

• Buff: Gains the ability to tease or charm others with a playful attitude. They know how to read the room, using coyness and humor to disarm others and gain favor. They are great at making allies and getting people to open up.
• Curse: The playful attitude could be seen as manipulative or insincere, especially if they use their charm for personal gain. They might also fail to take situations seriously when the stakes are high.
• Survival Chances: 7/10. Charming and playful, but might be misunderstood or manipulative.

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ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ (The “excited” or “shocked” face, often used to express surprise or a sudden outburst)​

• Buff: Gains a quick reaction time and survival instincts, able to react to sudden threats with energy and speed. They can keep others alert with their enthusiasm or sudden shifts in behavior.
• Curse: The over-the-top reactions might make them seem jumpy or unstable, overreacting to situations that don’t require such a strong response. They might be seen as too emotional or unpredictable in critical moments.
• Survival Chances: 6/10. Excitable and energetic, but could be too reactive or jarring.

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Each of these faces brings something unique to the table, from playful mischief to intense focus or rebellion. They’re a fun and expressive way to showcase personality, but how you use them can either enlighten or alienate those around you!

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this is just lol

 

[Tsuru]

(Yesterday)
Kronii has heavy perfection OCD
and schyzophrenia like me

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Learned
punisher appeared in daredevil tv show
https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1il4w9x
why the heck people love edgy evilness like THE BOYS
when they could like (as much guro) like punishing evil superheroes

why the hell people love Reverend insanity,
when they could read (crappy title i know but its hugely popular in CN community) History strongest husband
link1(NU)
link2translatedchaps (full)
where the MC nuke in a fking wuxia ORIGINAL invnted world, and using a epicish "ancient civ" like this old masterpieces JP videogames
that dont hesitate to use poison, bombing, STDs, blackplague, to his advantage.

i spit on all of them. ALL OF THEM(+you if you are an enjoyer too).
bc like a mc i read recently said (that kinda explained why) : Its fun to see it (theBOYS), but its not the same thing if you are IN IT

Edit : also fck this forum system that fusion multiple posts. Is it some kind of joke ? (meme line) Do NU/SHF think they can get popular as discord by doing that ? NO ITS FKING DUMB. And the ones that thought it AND implemented it, are as dumb.
(or like crappy videogames devs, dont use the product so they dont care)

 

[gaylolis]

Alright, let's see how each of these phrases wreaks havoc on Teletubbyland!

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1. Wow​

What happens:
Tinky Winky suddenly stops mid-waddle, stares straight into the camera, and says, “Wow.” The other Teletubbies, confused but intrigued, start doing the same. It escalates into a full-on Owen Wilson "Wow" Choir, with each Teletubby repeating it in slightly different tones. The sun starts blinking in sync, and eventually, the entire landscape is just echoes of "Wow."

Buff/Curse: Buff. A mesmerizing yet oddly unsettling loop of amazement.

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2. I like trains​

What happens:
A distant “choo choo” echoes across Teletubbyland. The Teletubbies turn their heads just in time to see a massive train barreling toward them. Tinky Winky, being the dramatic one, tries to warn the others, but it’s too late. Cut to a black screen with the words “I LIKE TRAINS” before everything resumes as normal, as if nothing happened.

Buff/Curse: Curse. The Teletubbies are now permanently on edge, fearing the return of the Train of Doom.

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3. Hysteria​

What happens:
Dipsy suddenly breaks into an uncontrollable laugh. Then Laa-Laa. Then Po. Tinky Winky tries to stop it, but soon he’s rolling on the ground too. The laughter becomes too much. The ground shakes. The sky distorts. The baby sun is crying because it doesn't understand what's happening. Everything spirals into absolute, chaotic madness.

Buff/Curse: Curse. Teletubbyland becomes an endless loop of insane, uncontrollable hysteria.

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4. Como estas, bien gracias​

What happens:
For no reason at all, the Teletubbies switch to Spanish. They don’t know why. They can’t stop. Even the Tubby Toast machine now speaks fluent Spanish. The baby sun is now a baby sol. The narrator tries to intervene, but even he can’t stop it. This is their life now.

Buff/Curse: Buff (if you want Teletubbyland to be bilingual). Curse (if you weren’t prepared for an unexpected Spanish lesson).

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5. Dinkleberg​

What happens:
The Teletubbies gain an arch-nemesis named Dinkleberg. There’s no explanation. Every time something goes wrong—like the Tubby Custard spilling or a rabbit knocking over the Tubbytronic Superdome—the camera dramatically zooms in as one of the Teletubbies growls, “DINKLEBERG!” The Teletubbies don’t even know who or what Dinkleberg is, but they blame him for everything.

Buff/Curse: Buff. Endless comedy. Permanent paranoia about the mysterious Dinkleberg.

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6. Chiki Chiki Bang Bang​

What happens:
Laa-Laa starts chanting “Chiki Chiki Bang Bang” repeatedly. The others follow. The phrase becomes a ritualistic chant. The ground vibrates. The Tubby Custard machine starts operating by itself. Strange lights flash in the sky. The baby sun stares, wide-eyed, unable to process what’s happening. A new being emerges from the hills, forever changing Teletubbyland.

Buff/Curse: Curse. They have summoned something beyond comprehension.

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7. Baby don’t hurt me​

What happens:
Po asks Tinky Winky, “What is love?” Before he can answer, dramatic ‘90s Eurodance music blasts from the heavens. The Teletubbies are forced into a synchronized dance routine, but they are not prepared. The narrator desperately tries to regain control, but the rhythm is too strong. The episode ends with everyone exhausted, but forever changed.

Buff/Curse: Buff. Now Teletubbyland is a dance floor where love is a mystery and pain is forbidden.

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8. Welcome to the jungle​

What happens:
The sky darkens. The lush, peaceful fields of Teletubbyland transform into a dense, overgrown jungle. The Teletubbies look around in confusion as vines coil around their home. The baby sun is now a feral baby sun. Guns N' Roses starts playing in the background as the Teletubbies prepare for survival.

Buff/Curse: Curse. Teletubbyland is now a dangerous jungle filled with unknown threats.

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9. Never gonna give you up​

What happens:
The Tubbytronic Superdome starts playing Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on loop. The Teletubbies try to leave, but every path leads them back to the start. The narrator is now also Rick Astley. The baby sun, instead of giggling, just winks. The Teletubbies realize… they’ve been rickrolled.

Buff/Curse: Curse. They will never escape.

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10. Boom, headshot​

What happens:
Dipsy accidentally knocks over a Tubby Custard bowl. The moment it hits the ground, the screen freezes, zooms in, and an intense voice yells “BOOM, HEADSHOT!” A hit marker appears. The Teletubbies are utterly confused, but every minor accident from now on triggers this hyper-dramatic FPS-style effect.

Buff/Curse: Buff. Teletubbyland now operates with Call of Duty physics.

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11. Mind-blowing​

What happens:
Po learns how to jump slightly higher than usual. The camera zooms in, the sky EXPLODES into fireworks, the baby sun GASPS in amazement, and the narrator whispers “Mind-blowing.” Every single minor achievement from now on—whether it’s eating Tubby Toast or just spinning in a circle—is met with over-the-top cinematic visuals.

Buff/Curse: Buff. Teletubbyland is now a Michael Bay movie.

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12. Borat​

What happens:
Out of nowhere, an off-screen voice loudly declares, “MY WIFE!” The Teletubbies freeze, looking around in confusion. It happens again. They are trapped in an endless loop of poorly timed Borat impressions. Eventually, Tinky Winky attempts to respond, but the moment he opens his mouth, he just says “Very nice!” in Borat’s accent.

Buff/Curse: Curse. Teletubbyland is now permanently cursed by Borat energy.

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Final Thoughts:​

This batch is a chaotic mix of absurdity, meme culture, and absolute nonsense. Some bring lighthearted fun (Wow, Mind-blowing), while others introduce existential nightmares (Rickrolling entrapment, Dinkleberg paranoia). The Teletubbies have officially been altered beyond recognition.

Teletubbyland will never recover.

 

[l8rose]

I learned that scaleless snakes were a thing.

 

[Deleted member 266]

Due to copyright reasons, French Wikipedia pages for anime characters almost always feature a photo of a cosplayer as a portrait. This is the official photo for the page on Naruto.​

 

[Alski]

A female llama is called a dam. A male llama is called a male, gelding or sire. A baby llama is called a cria.

 

[gaylolis]

These ones take us into even more bizarre territory! Let's dive into how each phrase would mess with the Naruto world:

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1. Ben Hur​

Effect: Buff
This introduces an intense chariot race tradition into the ninja world. Suddenly, the Hidden Villages host their own chariot racing events alongside their shinobi training, turning what used to be ninja missions into highly competitive races. Everyone, from the Hokage to the Akatsuki, has to participate in a race where they fight on chariots to win strategic advantages in their respective villages. Naruto would probably be late for his race, still trying to learn how to drive a chariot, and Sasuke would probably be in it just to prove he's faster than Naruto. The races are intense, but oddly ceremonial—because they're mostly just an excuse to show off skills in a completely unrelated competition.

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2. Hurr Durr​

Effect: Curse
This phrase becomes the new standard for speech. Whenever a ninja speaks or fights, everything they say is reduced to simple, nonsensical phrases like "Hurr durr" that convey absolutely no meaning whatsoever. The Akatsuki are still trying to destroy villages, but they do it while mumbling gibberish and acting like complete clowns. Conversations become absurdly frustrating as everyone keeps saying "hurr durr" instead of useful ninja strategy. Even Shikamaru, the mastermind, starts saying "Hurr durr" in every battle, making it impossible to think strategically. Everyone’s intelligence drops, but the chaos just keeps growing.

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3. Bao Dur​

Effect: Buff
This phrase brings in a character with incredible mechanical expertise into the ninja world. Bao Dur would be an inventive genius who introduces highly advanced, non-chakra-based technology into the ninja world. He'd be the Tinkerer Ninja who builds mechanical gadgets, advanced weapons, and vehicles for the villages. In a world where chakra rules supreme, his engineering and invention-driven approach would provide new tools and strategies for battles. But, on the other hand, his inventions could end up backfiring if used improperly. The "stealth drone" might turn into a giant robot wrecking everything. So... useful but dangerous.

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4. Yes?​

Effect: Curse
This phrase creates uncertainty and ambiguous responses in every ninja conversation. Every time a character asks a question, the only answer they receive is, "Yes?" Naruto asks if anyone has seen Sasuke, and the response is just, “Yes?” Confusion reigns supreme, and strategic decisions are left hanging in the air. The “Yes?” becomes a symbol of passive-aggressive non-answers, making it impossible for teams to agree on missions or alliances. Sasuke keeps wondering if Naruto really wants to be friends or is just saying "Yes?" in the hope of understanding something else. It’s a phrase that leaves people stuck in indecision, making everything more chaotic.

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5. No?​

Effect: Buff
This is the opposite of "Yes?"—it turns every interaction into a hard no. Naruto goes to ask for help with a mission, and the response is “No?”—a question that turns into absolute rejection. The phrase causes a wave of strong refusals across the ninja world. If anyone tries to make a deal, form alliances, or ask for guidance, they’re met with stubborn opposition. Instead of being about negating answers, it's about assertively turning down ideas—which can, ironically, make each ninja more independent. Every mission becomes a test of individual resolve, as no one can rely on others anymore. Think ultimate self-sufficiency, but at the cost of every possible alliance.

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6. Maybe Perhaps​

Effect: Buff
This phrase turns the ninja world into a constant state of possibility. Every decision is met with the idea of maybe, and nothing is certain. Sasuke will ask if Naruto is going to finally catch him, and the answer is always, “Maybe perhaps...” Every battle has the chance to go either way, and no one knows what will happen next. It’s the ultimate tension builder—but at the same time, it leads to an eternal state of limbo, where characters can’t quite make up their minds. The flow of time becomes about waiting for an answer that may or may not come. Everyone starts living in a perpetual state of “maybe,” which fuels a constant existential crisis.

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7. Perhaps Maybe​

Effect: Curse
The world is flooded with constant indecision, and even the most straightforward missions are disrupted by this confusing phrase. Instead of clearly stating plans or intentions, every sentence is filled with doubt: “We should attack now, perhaps maybe...” It creates a world where nothing gets done. Decisions are never made with certainty—Shikamaru can't even plan anymore because he’s stuck in a loop of second-guessing. Naruto spends hours trying to figure out whether to trust someone, and even the smallest choices become monumental struggles because of doubt. The phrase leads to a perpetual state of stagnation, where everyone overthinks everything to the point of nothing ever happening.

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8. Peter Peter​

Effect: Buff
This phrase brings in a bizarre legend about a mysterious ninja named Peter Peter. The world believes he’s the most powerful ninja who ever lived, and his myth sparks a new obsession with finding out who “Peter Peter” is. He’s everywhere, but no one knows where or who he really is—like an elusive figure, a shadowy hero who leaves cryptic messages. The characters keep searching for Peter Peter through the entire story, but they always find someone else who insists, “Peter Peter was here just a moment ago.” It becomes a chasing myth, and everyone becomes a little obsessed with the idea of Peter Peter. Even Sasuke and Naruto get caught up in the search, ultimately making it a mystical quest.

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9. Peter Retep​

Effect: Curse
This phrase introduces a strange glitch in the ninja world. The name “Peter Retep” flips the entire world on its head—it causes every ninja to start acting backwards and reversing every action. Sasuke’s sword will suddenly swing in the wrong direction, and Naruto’s Shadow Clones will start getting pulled back into his body instead of dispersing. Every major event starts going in reverse, making it impossible to keep track of what’s actually happening. Battles are lost because characters can’t control the flow of time, and even talking to others becomes reversed. Words mean the opposite of what they’re supposed to—utter chaos follows.

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10. Retep​

Effect: Buff
With the mere mention of “Retep,” everything goes in reverse. But instead of causing chaos, it unlocks an entire dimension where time flows backward. Naruto starts reliving battles and missions, but each time, he gets better at them, as he already knows what’s coming. It's a time-loop of progress, where mistakes are corrected, and victories are achieved through refinement. It becomes a world where time manipulation is a key strategic advantage—allowing characters to perfect their skills and learn from every mistake. Sasuke uses it to gain more power, while Naruto uses it for self-improvement. However, overuse might start messing with the overall timeline, creating new paradoxes.

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11. Uncle Kolya​

Effect: Buff
This phrase introduces a mysterious, wise elder figure named Uncle Kolya, who becomes a mentor to the characters. His mysterious aura and cryptic wisdom guide Naruto and the others through their toughest challenges. However, every piece of advice he gives is so unconventional and cryptic that it leaves everyone more confused than before. Yet, somehow, his guidance leads to accidental victories—even if no one knows what’s really going on. The presence of Uncle Kolya becomes the symbol of wisdom through confusion in the ninja world.

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12. Ivan​

Effect: Buff
This phrase brings Ivan, a stoic and surprisingly powerful ninja into the world. He’s a silent powerhouse, who doesn’t speak much but gets the job done with pure strength and subtlety. He acts as an anchor during battles, creating a calm in the storm. The character of Ivan starts training Naruto in the art of silent strength—teaching him how to fight without showing emotion. As a result, Naruto and his allies begin to embrace the power of restraint and subtlety in combat. The world shifts away from flashy displays of chakra, and ninjas start valuing internal strength over showy moves.

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13. Navi​

Effect: Curse
The Navi curse means that a tiny, nagging voice follows every ninja around, constantly giving them over-explained advice during crucial moments. Whether they’re in a life-or-death battle or simply sitting down to eat ramen, Navi’s constant chattering is there to remind them of everything they could be doing wrong. The voice keeps yelling, "Hey! Listen!" every few seconds, making it impossible to concentrate. Eventually, characters lose their patience, and the frenzied irritation starts to mess with their chakra control. Naruto's ability to focus on his training is reduced to hearing Navi's constant voice in his head.

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14. It’s Dangerous to Go Alone, Go With Your Friends Instead​

Effect: Buff
The phrase becomes a rallying cry for teamwork and unity. Naruto and Sasuke, despite their rivalry, begin to understand the true power of friendship. Even the most isolated ninja are encouraged to form teams with those they trust, leading to a stronger sense of community in the ninja world. The more people come together, the stronger they become—creating a sense of cooperation that can tackle any threat. But of course, even Sasuke’s loner mentality gets challenged, and Naruto’s team-building skills hit their peak.

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15. I Have No Mouth, But Silence is Gold​

Effect: Buff
This phrase introduces a new silent, meditative style of fighting. Ninja who adhere to this phrase can communicate through telepathy or chakra signals instead of speaking, and their silence is so powerful it enhances their chakra control. Shikamaru masters this method and becomes the undisputed strategist of the ninja world. The ability to act without verbal command allows for a level of ninja coordination never seen before.

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16. I Have Two Mouths​

Effect: Buff
The introduction of "I have two mouths" leads to the power of duality. Some ninja gain the ability to speak two things at once—this opens up new avenues of strategy, as they can perform multiple actions at once. It also makes teamwork even more important, as now the ability to think and act simultaneously can be shared across teammates. This leads to the development of dual-user techniques, where two ninjas can perform the same jutsu at the same time without getting in each other's way. A new frontier of cooperation and power!

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Which of these phrases do you think would stir up the most chaos in the Naruto world?

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okay i admit the funniest thing isn't the description but the sequence of words that seem to relate to the next ones

 

[Deleted member 266]

 

[AmbreaTaddy]

False, the official picture is always the logo

However, yes, inside the article is always a cosplay picture