The Last to Comment Wins

[JayMark]

*Narrator voice*

And so, the talking bull that enjoyed getting inseminated by farmers proceeded to prevent hundreds of thousands of bloated and sore cow udders from being milked by eliminating a European country that loves dairy products. His unwavering determination to hoard all the female cow udders for himself led to an incalculable bloodshed of western Europeans; who knows which country is next? Will anyone be able to stop him from taking all the cows for himself?

Wait, what do you mean enjoyed getting inseminated? ?

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[JayMark]

I am winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Wait, what do you mean enjoyed getting inseminated? ?

It's a reference to that discussion we had a bunch of pages back.

EDIT: I found it

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I'm outstanding in my field.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am winning currently.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am winning currently.

 

[Valmond]

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I'll be dayum disappointed in myself it it hits 900 pages before I toss a random story onto this site.

I know you wanted to post a story before this thread hit page 900, and technically you somewhat did, but don't leave it in hiatus. Give us more than 2 chapters.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am currently winning.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[JayMark]

I am winning questionably.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[JayMark]

I am winning currently.

Please let me win?

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am currently winning.

 

[JayMark]

I am currently winning.

Why you no let me win?