The Last to Comment Wins

[Navillus]

I am currently winning, but soon I will not be winning. Also, why are you grinning?

Correct! I am now spinning.

 

[Navillus]

I am currently winning.

Are also grilling?

 

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

Correct! I am now spinning.

Why are you spinning? Why are there so many replies here?

 

[Navillus]

Why are you spinning?

Because I am grilling.

 

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

Because I am grilling.

I wish I had meat to grill.

 

[Navillus]

I wish I had meat to grill.

Same… I am grilling an industrial amount broccoli to spite my neighbors.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Like rich people and politicians fighting for power

In my country, they work together to screw the people over and then laugh at us.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[JayMark]

Same… I am grilling an industrial amount broccoli to spite my neighbors.

*eats broccoli*

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[JayMark]

Potato of distraction go!!!!!!!

*eats potato*

 

[Anonjohn20]

Cooks broccoli and potato, eats it with cooked steak

 

[JayMark]

Maybe a distraction banana will work?

*Ignores steak eater, eats banana*

 

[Anonjohn20]

*Ignores steak eater, eats banana*

More steak for me! 10/10

 

[JayMark]

Every time non-french people talk about France, we get stronger

*eats France*

 

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

*eats France*

You are a question bull, so you cannot safely eat France without being poisoned to death. I, as an Aushephexiiv, however, with many others of my kind, can eat France within a decade and still be fine.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[JayMark]

You are a question bull, so you cannot safely eat France without being poisoned to death. I, as an Aushephexiiv, however, with many others of my kind, can eat France within a decade and still be fine.

I can eat France if I want. It's the most delicious nation on Earth. No worries, I always come back after I die.

 

[Anonjohn20]

*eats France*

*Narrator voice*

And so, the talking bull that enjoyed getting inseminated by farmers proceeded to prevent hundreds of thousands of bloated and sore cow udders from being milked by eliminating a European country that loves dairy products. His unwavering determination to hoard all the female cow udders for himself led to an incalculable bloodshed of western Europeans; who knows which country is next? Will anyone be able to stop him from taking all the cows for himself?