If your toilet was sentient

[Representing_Tromba]

It's just a simple question.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Why am I not surprised?

 

[Plantorsomething]

It's just a simple question.

Reminds me of the animal bred to want to be eaten in hitchhiker’s guide

 

[TheEldritchGod]

wHY NOT BOTH?

 

[Nolff]

wHY NOT BOTH?

You, eldritch, are an eldritch god. Do never question why a mortal choose one instead of both.

 

[Peter3135566]

If i discoverd my toilet was sentient, i would ether move house, use a heavy objecy to hit and brake it to tiny shards, or mostly likly do both in a unknown order.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Neither. It would call its agent and look for a job with Skibidi Toilet, of course.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

It would keep my kid sitting there until he was all done pooping so we would not get poop on the floor.

 

[QuercusMalus]

Who hurt you Paul?

 

[GlassRose]

It doesn't matter, because I would be killing it either way.

 

[SRB]

Why.

 

[georgelee5786]

Devour it for me, as that's its job

 

[melchi]

It would keep my kid sitting there until he was all done pooping so we would not get poop on the floor.

This is very important.

 

[2wordsperminute]

Who's choosing the first one? Why wouldn't you want to torture an inanimate object?

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

My poop is divine. My toilet should thank me for letting it eat my feces.

 

[NotaNuffian]

There is a hentai about a toilet turned into a busty cute anime girl.

 

[cabbag3]

I was kinda scared that I would be the only one to choose that "Answer".
Glad to see that I wasn't alone after all.

Either way, I would sell it to the gov or something for some cash.

 

[LesserCodex]

I don't want to hear my toilet talk while I try to take a shit, the most unnerving part is that it would know you more than you do yourself and probably talk about everyone who's used it family included, I don't want to know what kind shit my family does in there. That thing is going to the scrap yard immediately. Then an incinerator, and assuming it's ashes in the ocean, assuming its sentience is dependant on its form, otherwise I just made the sea sentient and that is cause for more panic.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Who hurt you Paul?

Life.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Who hurt you Paul?

Ben bit him way back. Now, every full moon Paul turns into BenPaul and makes these threads. Something to do with intrusive thoughts, and staying true to yourself.