If your toilet was sentient

[AnonUnlimited]

I hope it has a female voice and a tongue to clean me up after too.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Ben bit him way back. Now, every full moon Paul turns into BenPaul and makes these threads. Something to do with intrusive thoughts, and staying true to yourself.

He did so by sending me NSFW art of my characters.

 

[melchi]

He did so by sending me NSFW art of my characters.

But it is just a guy in a trench coat. How can that be made lewd?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

But it is just a guy in a trench coat. How can that be made lewd?

The main heroine.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Life.

Who hasn't been hurt by life?

 

[Anonjohn20]

But it is just a guy in a trench coat. How can that be made lewd?

Make it so that its a flasher only wearing a trench coat, nothing underneath. Then have that pervert flash people in public only to find someone who reciprocates the feeling and escalates it further.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

There is a hentai about a toilet turned into a busty cute anime girl.

With tentacles?

 

[NotaNuffian]

With tentacles?

Not really.

It was somewhat wholesome.

 

[Jocelyn_Uasal]

I hope it has a female voice and a tongue to clean me up after too.

Thought it couldn't get any worse

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

What a strange thought ?.

 

[Rezcore]

I already have a fancy schamcy Japanese toilet, it talks to me, and can alert my phone about my dietary issues. I'd hate it if it was sentient. My landlord installed it

 

[HelloHound]

I'm going to abscond to the woods and just start digging holes if I have to. Or cast myself- and you, Paul- into the sea

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I'm going to abscond to the woods and just start digging holes if I have to. Or cast myself- and you, Paul- into the sea

I like the sea.

 

[DeepWater]

Can my toilet be sonic?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Can my toilet be sonic?
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No

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

If my toilet was sentient, it would tell me to cut down on the vegetables and fiber, because it's having a hard time choking down the long and thick turds I've been pumping out lately. I had a use a plunger quite a few times, actually.