If you were a worm

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  • I would thrive if I was a worm

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • I would survive if I was a worm

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • I would not have a good time if I was a worm

    Votes: 11 34.4%
  • I am dead (funnily enough not worm food)

    Votes: 13 40.6%

  • Total voters
    32

J_Chemist

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I have a slim chance at survival and even then, I probably won't make it. I could potentially slip out of my door, get down to the ground below via the stairs, and get to soil, but the effort and time is slim. It's scorching hot out, even at night, so I'm likely to shrivel up and die before getting down.

Or, I fucking send it. Drop off the edge of the balcony and hope I don't die when I hit the pavement below. If I survive, my chances go up and I would make the march before shriveling up. However, there are birds aplenty outside. So I'll probably get munched en route.

However, yeeting is my only option. Otherwise, I'm dying. RIP. Cowabunga it is.
 

ThrillingHuman

always be casual, never be careless
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This great witch would crawl into the brain of any my previously-sized entity and control it from the inside like a gungdam (or however it's called, I've never watched Evangelion)
 

xuduxixi

a sloth that wants to be great
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Even if I were transformed outside the house, where the earth is rich and fertile, I would still die—my last thought would probably be cursing the world and hope that humans would destroy it faster.
 

quagma

eldritch slime
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I have a slim chance at survival and even then, I probably won't make it. I could potentially slip out of my door, get down to the ground below via the stairs, and get to soil, but the effort and time is slim. It's scorching hot out, even at night, so I'm likely to shrivel up and die before getting down.

Or, I fucking send it. Drop off the edge of the balcony and hope I don't die when I hit the pavement below. If I survive, my chances go up and I would make the march before shriveling up. However, there are birds aplenty outside. So I'll probably get munched en route.

However, yeeting is my only option. Otherwise, I'm dying. RIP. Cowabunga it is.
you'd survive, most likely. the terminal velocity of a worm is greater than it can reach due to air resistance. we know ants can survive falls because of that, so why not worms too?
as for this one, we've got terrariums and pots of soil around the house, so we could take breaks in those. it'd be a long trek for most of them, but they could be useful for eventually escaping the house and into the garden by the front door.
 

Dork_08

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personally, I'd either eat everything that I saw and just somehow grow into a big as* worm or get stepped on by a dog
 

Corty

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I’d be the king of the worms
 
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