I have a slim chance at survival and even then, I probably won't make it. I could potentially slip out of my door, get down to the ground below via the stairs, and get to soil, but the effort and time is slim. It's scorching hot out, even at night, so I'm likely to shrivel up and die before getting down.
Or, I fucking send it. Drop off the edge of the balcony and hope I don't die when I hit the pavement below. If I survive, my chances go up and I would make the march before shriveling up. However, there are birds aplenty outside. So I'll probably get munched en route.
However, yeeting is my only option. Otherwise, I'm dying. RIP. Cowabunga it is.