SHF High-school Fanfic

[Theirl]

Existing is a good reason to stab you~

goddamit alot of people exist u know

But I have a reason: to relieve stress. Also, Azure threw you at me, so I must butt-stab. Sorry!

goddamit im not on of those stress relief balls!

*take out my bandana and do first aids to my hand as i quickly retreat near a wall

 

[SsemouyOnan]

So I was kind of in the middle of isolating myself to write a chapter but I have to crack a joke so...

Stabbing a person in the butt inflicts a thousand years of physical pain, but stabbing a person with your butt inflicts a thousand years of mental pain.

So do both.

Okay back to writing

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Um, I believe it's a question of WHAT I stab (I stab butts) and now HOW I stab (with a kitchen knife held in my hands, not a kitchen knife held in my buttocks).

You were so close to greatness

Stabbing a person in the butt inflicts a thousand years of physical pain, but stabbing a person with your butt inflicts a thousand years of mental pain.

See? My Rootling gets it

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

You were so close to greatness

I'm not that kind of butt-stabber, you dirty Daikon!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm not that kind of butt-stabber, you dirty Daikon!

Oi! Who you callin' dirty? I shower regularly!

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Oi! Who you callin' dirty? I shower regularly!

Oh, I see. You might wanna check the shower head then. There's calcium buildup.

 

[SRB]

Ewwwww.

Yeah, not the best idea I had.

Also, why butts? Why not stab something else?

 

[SRB]

[good morning, you {Expletive} nerds! this one woke up on the wrong side of the atom today, and they're gonna make it EVERYONE'S problem!]
*gets pat on the head by a crowd of adorers, up to and including you. you don't even know how you got here, all you know is this octopus needs a pat*
[wait, no~! what are~? oh no, our grumpiness! it's gone~!]
[...]
[fluffy what-stabbing now?]

*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*
*boop*
Good morning.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oke, I will give you so many cuddles that you will forget about everything else in the universe
*gives thousands and thousands and millions and billions of cuddles*
*no breaks either*
*just never ending cuddles*

Ehehehehe~
comfy~
nyaaaaa~
*stretches out*

goddamit alot of people exist u know

And I stab a lot of people~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Oh, I see. You might wanna check the shower head then. There's calcium buildup.

Imma stab your ankles

Ehehehehe~
comfy~
nyaaaaa~
*stretches out*

Sho cuteeee~
*rubs ears*
*cuddles more*
This Daikon will spoil Her Stabbyness lots and lots

 

[Azure_Fog]

Sho cuteeee~
*rubs ears*
*cuddles more*
This Daikon will spoil Her Stabbyness lots and lots

Nyaaaa~ mmmm~
ehehehe~
more~ more~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nyaaaa~ mmmm~
ehehehe~
more~ more~

*lots and lots more of cuddles*
*lots and lots more ear rubs*
*lots and lots more tight hugs*
*lots and lots more spoiling*
This Daikon can't help but spoil Her Stabbyness when she's acting this cute

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Yeah, not the best idea I had.

Also, why butts? Why not stab something else?

B/c it's been my moniker for years now. Well, maybe heads if they're buttheads, but I don't wanna make things too complicated. So it's butt-stabbing instead of butthead-stabbing.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Imma stab your ankles

Whyyyyyy? I was just letting you know, so you can have your showerhead fixed.

 

[SRB]

B/c it's been my moniker for years now. Well, maybe heads if they're buttheads, but I don't wanna make things too complicated. So it's butt-stabbing instead of butthead-stabbing.

I see, that makes sense.

 

[Theirl]

Whyyyyyy? I was just letting you know, so you can have your showerhead fixed.

oooooh look at that its seems karma do exist!

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

oooooh look at that its seems karma do exist!

I can be nice. As long as you buy me food.

 

[SRB]

oooooh look at that its seems karma do exist!

It doesn't. Just remember all the things you went through.
*gives tequilla*
And then forget about them.

 

[SRB]

Also, I find it funny that Theirl and I just talk normaly and without hostility, when almost all the other Eldritch Family members try to kill/maim him.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Whyyyyyy? I was just letting you know, so you can have your showerhead fixed.

Senpai tax nyehehehehe

Also, I find it funny that Theirl and I just talk normaly and without hostility, when almost all the other Eldritch Family members try to kill/maim him.

I like Theirl but Azure likes to stab him and obviously I'd do anything to make my Symbiote happy