SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

Between these two, which one do you prefer?

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The one that Kealls the most i suppose?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hmmm... oke, I'll wake you up
*kisses cheek*
Wakey wakey daikons and bakey~ Time to wake up Your Stabbyness

Ehehe~
Good morning, Danny~
*kisses cheek back*

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...Why do you want a Dottore?
I don't think that would end well for you~

 

[Theirl]

*de-pantses*
*kicks off metal plate*
*butt-stabs*

*shield butt from the blade with my hand
*blood drips out
didnt u said u woundt stab me without a reason... goddamit! leave my butt alone!!!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehehe~
Good morning, Danny~
*kisses cheek back*

ehehe~ it worked yay!
Good morning Your Stabbyness this Daikon was missing you lots during your slumber

 

[Azure_Fog]

*shield butt from the blade with my hand
*blood drips out
didnt u said u woundt stab me without a reason... goddamit! leave my butt alone!!!

Existing is a good reason to stab you~

ehehe~ it worked yay!
Good morning Your Stabbyness this Daikon was missing you lots during your slumber

Ehehe~
Now give me cuddles, nya~!

 

[SRB]

*de-pantses*
*kicks off metal plate*
*butt-stabs*

Why do i image this as you stabbing Theirl with your butt and not stabbing him in the butt?

Oh, wow! Interesting.

Indeed, 'tis the fluffiest place in the school.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehehe~
Now give me cuddles, nya~!

Oke, I will give you so many cuddles that you will forget about everything else in the universe
*gives thousands and thousands and millions and billions of cuddles*
*no breaks either*
*just never ending cuddles*

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

*shield butt from the blade with my hand
*blood drips out
didnt u said u woundt stab me without a reason... goddamit! leave my butt alone!!!

But I have a reason: to relieve stress. Also, Azure threw you at me, so I must butt-stab. Sorry!

Why do i image this as you stabbing Theirl with your butt and not stabbing him in the butt?

Indeed, 'tis the fluffiest place in the school.

What you said kinda doesn't make sense to me. How do you stab someone using something as soft and un-stabby as a butt? As for the other response, nice!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

How do you stab someone using something as soft and un-stabby as a butt?

Repeatedly and with a lot of determination

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Repeatedly and with a lot of determination

I guess with enough retries and enough speed it can be done.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I guess with enough retries and enough speed it can be done.

You can try it on Midnight

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

You can try it on Midnight

Okay, I'll t ry it.

*butt-stabs with my buttocks at supersonic speed @MidnightFox at the Daikon's request*

Ugh, I'm not trying that again. That hurt. What's the point of butt-stabbing someone if I'm also hurting my own butt in the process? I'll keep using my knife to butt-stab, thank you.

 

[quagma]

[good morning, you {Expletive} nerds! this one woke up on the wrong side of the atom today, and they're gonna make it EVERYONE'S problem!]
*gets pat on the head by a crowd of adorers, up to and including you. you don't even know how you got here, all you know is this octopus needs a pat*
[wait, no~! what are~? oh no, our grumpiness! it's gone~!]
[...]
[fluffy what-stabbing now?]

 

[SRB]

What you said kinda doesn't make sense to me. How do you stab someone using something as soft and un-stabby as a butt? As for the other response, nice!

Hold the knife with your butt.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

This is getting out of hand, now there's two serial stabbers in class!

Hehehehehehe.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Okay, I'll t ry it.

*butt-stabs with my buttocks at supersonic speed @MidnightFox at the Daikon's request*

Ugh, I'm not trying that again. That hurt. What's the point of butt-stabbing someone if I'm also hurting my own butt in the process? I'll keep using my knife to butt-stab, thank you.

Skill issue

*puts on butt stabbing attachment "Butt destroyer 2000"*
*goes on a rampage around school*

EZ

[good morning, you {Expletive} nerds! this one woke up on the wrong side of the atom today, and they're gonna make it EVERYONE'S problem!]
*gets pat on the head by a crowd of adorers, up to and including you. you don't even know how you got here, all you know is this octopus needs a pat*
[wait, no~! what are~? oh no, our grumpiness! it's gone~!]
[...]
[fluffy what-stabbing now?]

*pat pat**pat pat**pat pat**pat pat**pat pat**pat pat**pat pat**pat pat**pat pat**pat pat*

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Hold the knife with your butt.

Ewwwww.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Skill issue

*puts on butt stabbing attachment "Butt destroyer 2000"*
*goes on a rampage around school*

EZ

I'm not sure I even want that skill.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm not sure I even want that skill.

My Dear Foxy, in the act of butt stabbing is it not the butt that's the most important? After all, if it was about stabbing you would do as my beloved Symbiote Azure and just stab indiscriminately. Meanwhile you declare yourself a butt-stabber, with the emphasis on butt. So I'm asking you again, are you sure you're a true butt-stabber or are you just a stabber?

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

My Dear Foxy, in the act of butt stabbing is it not the butt that's the most important? After all, if it was about stabbing you would do as my beloved Symbiote Azure and just stab indiscriminately. Meanwhile you declare yourself a butt-stabber, with the emphasis on butt. So I'm asking you again, are you sure you're a true butt-stabber or are you just a stabber?

Um, I believe it's a question of WHAT I stab (I stab butts) and now HOW I stab (with a kitchen knife held in my hands, not a kitchen knife held in my buttocks).