I need a comedy writing prompt, please

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So, something that can be used to write a crack novel because I need the laughs during the workweek. Make it cracky and BL (Or you can make it in any flavor, and I can turn it into BL)

Please, no bestiality or incest.
 
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Con artist who keeps unsuccessfully trying to con a man and ends up falling in love with him? (Can be swapped with assassin but it feels too dark)
 
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Nifty said:
Con artist who keeps unsuccessfully trying to con a man and ends up falling in love with him? (Can be swapped with assassin but it feels too dark)
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.... Assassin? Actually, the idea has merit! I love me some dark humor XD.
 
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Nifty said:
It's a little basic but you can add to it! Maybe even two assassins who get orders to assassinate each other and keep failing.
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I think there was a movie like that, but I can't remember the name. But that is a good idea =)
 
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doravg said:
So, something that can be used to write a crack novel because I need the laughs during the workweek. Make it cracky and BL (Or you can make it in any flavor, and I can turn it into BL)

Please, no bestiality or incest.
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My 6 inch long 2 inch girth cylinder is accidentally stuck in an MMs tube. Please help. It is just a cylinder, which is attached to a larger object. I have tried waiting and applying lube, but it doesn't work. I also cannot cut the MMs tube because the cylinder is very fragile.
 
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Agentt said:
My 6 inch long 2 inch girth cylinder is accidentally stuck in an MMs tube. Please help. It is just a cylinder, which is attached to a larger object. I have tried waiting and applying lube, but it doesn't work. I also cannot cut the MMs tube because the cylinder is very fragile.
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I need holy water for my eyes because my brain understood something from what you wrote, which leads me to believe that I am a closeted degenerate.
 
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Agentt said:
My 6 inch long 2 inch girth cylinder is accidentally stuck in an MMs tube.
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doravg said:
So, something that can be used to write a crack novel because I need the laughs during the workweek. Make it cracky and BL (Or you can make it in any flavor, and I can turn it into BL)

Please, no bestiality or incest.
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A religious bartender working at a bar that is used as met-up place for the mafia.
 
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Off topic but, did you read Nan hao and Shang feng? You can get reference from each and every chapter.
(N.B: It’s not a BL. It's about some crack head bestfriends (mainly two boys). And one of them has a crush on a fujoshi from their class and that girl secretly (not) ships the two friends.)
 
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Nevafrost said:
Off topic but, did you read Nan hao and Shang feng? You can get reference from each and every chapter.
(N.B: It’s not a BL. It's about some crack head bestfriends (mainly two boys). And one of them has a crush on a fujoshi from their class and that girl secretly (not) ships the two friends.)
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I don't have time to read, to be honest, but this seems interesting XD

That girl is just like me. I ship random people I see on the streets. The BL is everywhere if one just lets their mind wander.
 
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doravg said:
I don't have time to read, to be honest, but this seems interesting XD

That girl is just like me. I ship random people I see on the streets. The BL is everywhere if one just lets their mind wander.
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That girl is pretty bold tbh as she ships them and draws (she is an art student) them like....hehe..y'know. And she does that in front of the boys.
 
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Agentt said:
My 6 inch long 2 inch girth cylinder is accidentally stuck in an MMs tube. Please help. It is just a cylinder, which is attached to a larger object. I have tried waiting and applying lube, but it doesn't work. I also cannot cut the MMs tube because the cylinder is very fragile.
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The cylinder cannot be detached!


doravg said:
I think there was a movie like that, but I can't remember the name. But that is a good idea =)
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Mr. and Ms. Smith have the two assassins/spies trying to kill each other. Might be that one?

If you're going slice of life and just want to write some hilarious miscommunications, have one character be denser than a black hole and the other hopelessly in love with them. The one in love is trying hard to date the first while the the first one just thinks the one in love is coming to them as a friend and wants pointers/education on how to date. Also, every other person in their friend/acquaintance circle knows the second is in love and are just watching with popcorn. For extra crack-ness, you can also state that the first has a system/cultivation/whatever that levels up as they do "good" deeds so they accidentally end up farming the happy responses out of the one in love.

... I may have read too much weird shit in the last few days and had a little too much sugar....
 
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