SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

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Smol.

Just like @SsemouyOnan

 

[LuoirM]

Smol.

Just like @SsemouyOnan

Hey, I'm sure it got a good personality

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I am training our new butler.
The servant must be well aware of hierarchies. Niece.

Time to pull out my secret weapon.

Spoiler: Secret Weapon

WAAAAHHHH!!
BABUSHKA!!!! OBAA SAN IS BULLYING MEEEE WAAAAAHHHH!!! @Simple_Russian_Boi

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Shizuki? Is that you?
How come you are so much cuter than usual?
Oh my, that is an excellent kuudere maid cold look!
I see that lesson with Ssemouy was successful.
Despite being a mediocre coffee, I already notice improvements.

*realizes this might not be the best idea*
*is too far in to pull back*
*has no idea how Shizuki would react to this information*
*has only now realized it's spelled Shizuki instead of Shizuku*
when in doubt, stare into the distance

 

[SRB]

Can I go flex with my bullies at school (I have none) that I knew a guy who worked in the russian millitary and tell them you're like a special ops that killed Donald Trump or sumin for reputation points?

Please don't do that.

Time to pull out my secret weapon.

Spoiler: Secret Weapon

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WAAAAHHHH!!
BABUSHKA!!!! OBAA SAN IS BULLYING MEEEE WAAAAAHHHH!!! @Simple_Russian_Boi

@MatchaChocolate69 please explain to me why my vnuchenka is crying.

 

[LuoirM]

*realizes this might not be the best idea*
*is too far in to pull back*
*has no idea how Shizuki would react to this information*
*has only now realized it's spelled Shizuki instead of Shizuku*
when in doubt, stare into the distance
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*a supportive Orlui creeps in the distance*
gambette! *learned that from the adults*

Please don't do that.

aww

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Time to pull out my secret weapon.

Spoiler: Secret Weapon

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WAAAAHHHH!!
BABUSHKA!!!! OBAA SAN IS BULLYING MEEEE WAAAAAHHHH!!! @Simple_Russian_Boi

I feel a disturbance in the force, as if one of my patent pending ultimate minion techniques have been stolen from me.

 

[SRB]

aww

You can tell them I'm Lenin's secret grand-grandchild or something

 

[LuoirM]

You can tell them I'm Lenin's secret grand-grandchild or something

Why would I add the secret part, they won't know any better

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@MatchaChocolate69 please explain to me why my vnuchenka is crying.

Mama, she wants to commit incest at all costs but I told her that would make you sad.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Chwomps bacc*

*makes 2 copies of self*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*realizes this might not be the best idea*
*is too far in to pull back*
*has no idea how Shizuki would react to this information*
*has only now realized it's spelled Shizuki instead of Shizuku*
when in doubt, stare into the distance
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Shizuki you seem more sharp than usual.
And more responsive, too. I'm really stunned.
Let's see if you have learned how to properly dress your lord.
How should I dress this day?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I'm still doing that. But my classified KGB documents are not exactly something that belongs on the War Thunder forums.

Watch out or Miss Reina might hear you

 

[SRB]

Why would I add the secret part, they won't know any better

Dew it.

Mama, she wants to commit incest at all costs but I told her that would make you sad.

To be fair, I can't even care about incest anymore. Do what you want, just be safe while you're doing it.

Watch out or Miss Reina might hear you

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Rizzing Everything
Bad Apple
6=jeJFED)3+Cno%BP_U/BHUu&DKI"7Blks
The Wanderer
The Thing That Should Not Be

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[LuoirM]

Anyone sees me marker? It was on me table... Me swear me didn't swallow it... Me can't find it now
*points at wrist*
If someone draw with it, me gon be in trouble

Spoiler

Lore reminder: Orlui got permanent marker on her wrist cus some dum true or dare thing as a kid to sell a soul for an eldritchan marker that can't be erase

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Anyone sees me marker? It was on me table... Me swear me didn't swallow it... Me can't find it now
*points at wrist*
If someone draw with it, me gon be in trouble

Spoiler

Lore reminder: Orlui got permanent marker on her wrist cus some dum true or dare thing as a kid to sell a soul for an eldritchan marker that can't be erase

Have you checked the couch? Or fridge? Mama?

 

[SRB]

Anyone sees me marker? It was on me table... Me swear me didn't swallow it... Me can't find it now
*points at wrist*
If someone draw with it, me gon be in trouble

Spoiler

Lore reminder: Orlui got permanent marker on her wrist cus some dum true or dare thing as a kid to sell a soul for an eldritchan marker that can't be erase

Have you checked the couch? Or fridge? Mama?

It's on the other table, along with the other markers, I put a lable on it with the letter E

 

[LuoirM]

Have you checked the couch? Or fridge? Mama?

It's on the other table, along with the other markers, I put a lable on it with the letter E

phew... *exhale* Me thought me lost it... me thought someone gonna draw with it... Then me gonna be scold...
*walks in closer and whispers*
can me prank sumone with it?