Good morning!Good morning, family!
I really need another cup of coffee...
@ShizukiIchino could you bring it to me?
Since she's not here yet, can I make you oneGood morning, family!
I really need another cup of coffee...
@ShizukiIchino could you bring it to me?
Do you want to recycle as a butler? That wouldn't be a bad character development.Since she's not here yet, can I make you one
Glad to have your trust, Matcha-kunDo you want to recycle as a butler? That wouldn't be a bad character development.
Sure why not?
*disguises self as Shizuki*Good morning, family!
I really need another cup of coffee...
@ShizukiIchino could you bring it to me?
<- cold stare
I've heard somewhen (combining the word somewhere and when, meaning and some point in time) that you worked for the Russian army so I thought that'd be funny but idk if that's true or nah
Glad to have your trust, Matcha-kun
*mischievously walks backwards out of the vicinity*
...
*mischievously walks frontwards back into the vicinity some minutes later with a boiling hot cup of melk covfee*
*laughs mischeviously*
Here you go, enjoy... "babe"
*the coffee itself is perfectly normal... no really, this is the 3rd pov narrator speaking, no bullshit here, Luoir didn't do anything weird to the coffee.*
Hehehehehheheheheh
It's perfectly normal coffee. 
I thought you like being bitten not the one doing the biting!!
Shizuki? Is that you?*disguises self as Shizuki*
*practices her cold kuudere/tsundere look*
Hmm, what sort of coffee would that cat make?
Aha, 3 in one instant coffee!
*goes to Lord Matcha*
"Here, coffee."
*vacates the room quickly*
*Grabs my SPAS-12*
I'll make an exception for youI thought you like being bitten not the one doing the biting!!
*Chwomps bacc*I'll make an exception for you
I'm still doing that. But my classified KGB documents are not exactly something that belongs on the War Thunder forums.I've heard somewhen (combining the word somewhere and when, meaning and some point in time) that you worked for the Russian army so I thought that'd be funny but idk if that's true or nah
I am training our new butler.
Gladly, Matcha-daddy.
A hot cup of "melk covfee" you say?
It can't be worse than Shizuki's.
*raises the cup of coffee*
*looks at the coffee*
So you didn't do anything to the coffee.
*sips the coffee*
It is not bad.
But remember that I am not "babe."
Only one person can call me that, and it's not you.
If you want to work here, I am "Lord Matcha" to you. Or Matcha-sama if you prefer.
The best would be Lord Matcha-sama.
Can I go flex with my bullies at school (I have none) that I knew a guy who worked in the russian millitary and tell them you're like a special ops that killed Donald Trump or sumin for reputation points?I'm still doing that. But my classified KGB documents are not exactly something that belongs on the War Thunder forums.