SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

NOOOO!!!
Bad Russian!!
You do not cook sea urchin!!! It’s SUSHI!!!!
*stabs*

*dodges*
It is?
*looks it up*
Huh, it is.

 

[Azure_Fog]

(┬┬﹏┬┬)
*starts disintegrating Infinity War style*

*disintegrates with you*

nyahgsgdjahsgd~!!!!

ehehehehehehehehehehe~
*tries to pretend she absolutely doesn't like being called Daikoness*
*fails*
ehhe~ No, Your Stabbyness is cute nya~

Your Daikoness must be mistaken~
*kisses forehead*
Only Her Daikoness is allowed to be cute~
*half whispers half licks in your ear*
Don’t you know that, Danny~?

*dodges*
It is?
*looks it up*
Huh, it is.

See~
Anyways, want some~?

 

[SRB]

See~
Anyways, want some~?

Eh, sure, I'll try some.
*eats some sea urchin*
BLEH-!
Х_Х
*dies*
*revives*
So, it seems that I'm alergic to sea urchins.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Eh, sure, I'll try some.
*eats some sea urchin*
BLEH-!
Х_Х
*dies*
*revives*
So, it seems that I'm alergic to sea urchins.

…
Might have just been Scarlet Apple~ I mixed on in…

 

[LuoirM]

Here let me show you~
*flips sea urchin over*
*cuts hole in the not spiky part around the mouth*
*drains*
*gets spoon*
*removes the meat*
Boom~ You eat that~
(Don’t look up what it is…)
(For Luoir’s interest: it’s the see urchin’s testicles or ovaries)

Me thinks it looks like...
*Intense contemplation*
Fishy eggs thanka stabby sis, you're the best
*nom the spoon and swallow the yellow mess*
It's... Texture-y, me think it's very flavor-y, me think me like stuff underwater being on fire better
*Having no words to describe cus dum*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Me thinks it looks like...
*Intense contemplation*
Fishy eggs thanka stabby sis, you're the best
*nom the spoon and swallow the yellow mess*
It's... Texture-y, me think it's very flavor-y, me think me like stuff underwater being on fire better
*Having no words to describe cus dum*

*pats head*
You’re welcome~
(in the background: *is very happy about being called stabby sis*)

 

[LuoirM]

Don’t look up what it is…)
(For Luoir’s interest: it’s the see urchin’s testicles or ovaries)

*The ancient one awakened*
*Walks in*
Nice
*Leaves*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*disintegrates with you*

(°ロ°) ಠ﹏ಠ

MOTHER! Fix this!
>...No.
ಠ_ಠ Why not?
> Why should I?
Because I asked nicely?

>...........................NO.
（＞人＜；）ONEGAI!
> Ugh...
（＞人＜；）（＞人＜；）（＞人＜；）（＞人＜；）
> FINE!!!
*Unerrors both*
Thank you

*runs to Her Stabbyness*

Your Daikoness must be mistaken~
*kisses forehead*
Only Her Daikoness is allowed to be cute~
*half whispers half licks in your ear*
Don’t you know that, Danny~?

ehehEHEHehHEheheHEHHEHE~

Ghsdbia sabdkkiu~
nsdas~
........
*Daikon overheated*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*The ancient one awakened*
*Walks in*
Nice
*Leaves*

…

 

[Azure_Fog]

*runs to Her Stabbyness*

*is unconscious on the floor*

ehehEHEHehHEheheHEHHEHE~

Ghsdbia sabdkkiu~
nsdas~
........
*Daikon overheated*

Ehe~ Her Daikoness is overheating~
Let me cool you down~
*licks all over Danny’s face to cool her down*
*creates nice breeze*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*is unconscious on the floor*

*picks up from the floor*
Your Stabbyness, wakey wakey We've been unerrored and undisintegrated

Ehe~ Her Daikoness is overheating~
Let me cool you down~
*licks all over Danny’s face to cool her down*
*creates nice breeze*

*this has more power over this poor little Daikon than she would like to admit*
*cools down a bit but is still in a daze from being called Daikoness by Her Stabbyness*
*cuddles into Her Stabbyness to hide embarrassment*

@DannyTheDaikon as part of spoiling you, I cooked you some nuclear pasta with black holes garnished in strange matter~

I forgor to respond it this!

Her Stabbyness cooking just for me!
*noms pasta happily*
*it's super delicious*
Your Stabbyness is a wonderful cook

 

[Azure_Fog]

*picks up from the floor*
Your Stabbyness, wakey wakey We've been unerrored and undisintegrated

But I want… to sleep…

*this has more power over this poor little Daikon than she would like to admit*
*cools down a bit but is still in a daze from being called Daikoness by Her Stabbyness*
*cuddles into Her Stabbyness to hide embarrassment*

Heh~ cute~
*cuddles back*
*falls asleep*

Her Stabbyness cooking just for me!
*noms pasta happily*
*it's super delicious*
Your Stabbyness is a wonderful cook

Ehehe~ Danny is praising me~

Anyways, I’m going to sleep soon, night~
might respond a few more times though…

 

[SRB]

…
Might have just been Scarlet Apple~ I mixed on in…

Oh. That may be the case.
*tries normal sea urchins*
BLYAT-!
x_x
*dies*
*revives*
No. Just sea urchins.

 

[Aaqil]

(┬┬﹏┬┬)
*starts disintegrating Infinity War style*

nyahgsgdjahsgd~!!!!

ehehehehehehehehehehe~
*tries to pretend she absolutely doesn't like being called Daikoness*
*fails*
ehhe~ No, Your Stabbyness is cute nya~

It's okay, if you don't remember it means she wasn't important Bombardment nya!

You're running two windows of roleplay at once,

 

[Deleted member 146224]

But I want… to sleep…

Heh~ cute~
*cuddles back*
*falls asleep*

Ehehe~ Danny is praising me~

Anyways, I’m going to sleep soon, night~
might respond a few more times though…

Good night! sweet dreams!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You're running two windows of roleplay at once,

There was one time when we were running 4 timelines at the same time

 

[Aaqil]

There was one time when we were running 4 timelines at the same time

Fancy,

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Fancy,

One timeline is for mortals

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I GOT DISTRACTED AND FORGOT TO BOMBARD SSEMOUY! (°ロ°)