SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

Sea urchin is translated as "морской ёж" on Russian. Ёж - is hedgehog and urchin at the same time. So, we can get sea hedgehog as a result.

I see~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[LuoirM]

*hands sea urchin*

*Sees a dangerous ball of spikes*
do me put this on people door handle as prank?

 

[SRB]

*Sees a dangerous ball of spikes*
do me put this on people door handle as prank?

... Yes.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Commence bombar-- wait has it been 2 hours yet? If not then don't commence yet Let's give Ssemouy a chance

You see, I am a high ranking commander in video games related to war, so when I heard commence bombardment my initial instinct is to do it, literally.

 

[SRB]

You see, I am a high ranking commander in video games related to war, so when I heard commence bombardment my initial instinct is to do it, literally.

So, what place did you destroy?

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Sees a dangerous ball of spikes*
do me put this on people door handle as prank?

You can eat the stuff inside it~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

…
*bites ear*
Danny is not evil~
*rubs ears and back*

Nyayaya~!! eheheh

*azure.exe has crashed*

I crashed Her Stabbyness

*crashes too*
*ctrl+alt+del*
*end process Danny.exe?*
*yes*
*ends*
*restarts*
*checks if Her Stabbyness has restarted*

This is an example of a Russian joke:
Sea urchin - морской ёж - sea hedgehog
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Cute

You see, I am a high ranking commander in video games related to war, so when I heard commence bombardment my initial instinct is to do it, literally.

Oke Can you please aim at a certain smol evil pink twintails girly then?

 

[Azure_Fog]

I crashed Her Stabbyness

*crashes too*
*ctrl+alt+del*
*end process Danny.exe?*
*yes*
*ends*
*restarts*
*checks if Her Stabbyness has restarted*

[ERROR]

Nyayaya~!! eheheh

*stroke tail*
*caresses head*
*whispers in ear*
Your Daikoness is very cute~

 

[ShizukiIchino]

So, what place did you destroy?

Well I annihilated multiple species, universe's, and planets in games.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Well I annihilated multiple species, universe's, and planets in games.

Sounds fun~

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Oke Can you please aim at a certain smol evil pink twintails girly then?

Well my memories are always mess up so who is it?

 

[Azure_Fog]

@DannyTheDaikon as part of spoiling you, I cooked you some nuclear pasta with black holes garnished in strange matter~

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Sounds fun~

It's really are fun games to play

 

[LuoirM]

You can eat the stuff inside it~

*utter disbelief* but me gon scrape me mouth, spikes are bad, sharpies are bad.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SRB]

*utter disbelief* but me gon scrape me mouth, spikes are bad, sharpies are bad.

You need to open it first. And cook it.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*utter disbelief* but me gon scrape me mouth, spikes are bad, sharpies are bad.

Here let me show you~
*flips sea urchin over*
*cuts hole in the not spiky part around the mouth*
*drains*
*gets spoon*
*removes the meat*
Boom~ You eat that~
(Don’t look up what it is…)
(For Luoir’s interest: it’s the see urchin’s testicles or ovaries)

You need to open it first. And cook it.

NOOOO!!!
Bad Russian!!
You do not cook sea urchin!!! It’s SUSHI!!!!
*stabs*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

[ERROR]

(┬┬﹏┬┬)
*starts disintegrating Infinity War style*

*stroke tail*
*caresses head*
*whispers in ear*
Your Daikoness is very cute~

nyahgsgdjahsgd~!!!!

ehehehehehehehehehehe~
*tries to pretend she absolutely doesn't like being called Daikoness*
*fails*
ehhe~ No, Your Stabbyness is cute nya~

Well my memories are always mess up so who is it?

It's okay, if you don't remember it means she wasn't important Bombardment nya!

 

[MidnightFox]

Truth!

How do you feel about dating a foxgirl? (Pixy, Enigma or Midnight)