SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

*tantrum cries for the first 15 minutes, fight for escape next 15, fake asleep next 30*
*quietly sits through the last 2 hours frowning*
You... mushroom plushie *too dum to form an insult*

*closes the book and unties the ropes*
Yeah, yeah, blame me for teaching you new things. At least I didn't force you to learn Russian.
The letter Ы would've haunted you for years.
*pat pat*
Still, you did good, even if you didn't like it.

 

[LuoirM]

*closes the book and unties the ropes*
Yeah, yeah, blame me for teaching you new things. At least I didn't force you to learn Russian.
The letter Ы would've haunted you for years.
*pat pat*
Still, you did good, even if you didn't like it.

like "blyat"?
At least you praise me at the end, me forgives you, me enjoys, tehe Me going to share you sprite now, do you consent sharing with me

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

butter

Here you go, I did it especially for you, my second favorite fox.

Each piece of popcorn, not just ordinary kernels, is sculpted entirely from the richest, most decadent chocolate. These lavish morsels are then adorned with golden, toasted peanuts, each nut adding a layer of luxury with its crunchy texture and deep, nutty flavor.
To crown this opulent treat, a lavish drizzle of melted butter cascades over the ensemble, glistening under the light, its velvety texture mingling with the chocolate in a dance of sumptuous flavors.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Hmm, I've taken Theoretical Common Sense lessons but never actually got to Applied Common Sense lessons

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Here you go, I did it especially for you, my second favorite fox.

Each piece of popcorn, not just ordinary kernels, is sculpted entirely from the richest, most decadent chocolate. These lavish morsels are then adorned with golden, toasted peanuts, each nut adding a layer of luxury with its crunchy texture and deep, nutty flavor.
To crown this opulent treat, a lavish drizzle of melted butter cascades over the ensemble, glistening under the light, its velvety texture mingling with the chocolate in a dance of sumptuous flavors.

He definitely not using someone gold for the golden color right?
*As I see through the scout drone*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hmm, I've taken Theoretical Common Sense lessons but never actually got to Applied Common Sense lessons

@Simple_Russian_Boi Mama, Ssemouy wants some bondage session common sense lesson

 

[WatchaKhoko]

(wow that's a lot, my email got pinged so hard that it broke)

I apologize, my lady.
I needed to consolidate into a single post the vast amount of data you provided during your combat so I could better process it while drafting my report. It was not my intention to bombard you with notifications.
I am deeply sorry.

*bows*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I apologize, my lady.
I needed to consolidate into a single post the vast amount of data you provided during your combat so I could better process it while drafting my report. It was not my intention to bombard you with notifications.
I am deeply sorry.

*bows*

[Ominous Counter: 10]

 

[Nolff]

A very fascinating experience, my lord. And it is as you say.
Déjà vu is the sensation or impression that one has already lived through the present moment, despite it being logically impossible for that to have happened. It's as if there's a disconnection between sensory experiences and memory, making the individual feel as though they are remembering a lived experience, even though that is not the case.
This is my lost dream.

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Spoiler: COMBAT DATA

[SHIZUKI COMBAT ABILITY ANALYSIS COMPLETED]
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[DOWNLOAD IN PROGRESS...]
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[NOW LOADING]
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What the...

Let me sort it and break it down.

 

[WatchaKhoko]

You're familiar. We drank together before, didn't we?
But that feels wrong, somehow... Almost like a distant dream...
AH! I got it! You're American Spy!

Я Владимир Козлов, товарищ. Агент КГБ. Мы вместе пили зеленый чай.?

 

[WatchaKhoko]

so you no micheal jacson, tis ok, you still amazing who you is, a friend told me dat

Thank you, my lady. I may not be able to do the moonwalk like Michael Jackson, but I am good at the waltz.

 

[WatchaKhoko]

Let me sort it and break it down.

The data is not intended for you, my lord. But if you are interested, you may take a look.
Shizuki is our ally. Please treat her with the utmost respect.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I fell asleep on a couch and even I dreamed about something (dont remember what)

Hope you had a good nap~

Probably Today is destroying me...

*destroys today*
Now it can’t destroy you~

@Simple_Russian_Boi Mama, Ssemouy wants some bondage session common sense lesson

Do you want a bondage session common sense lesson too~?

help im both tired yet hyper at the same time

 

[MidnightFox]

common sense.

I don't think this exists in the fanfic

 

[MidnightFox]

common sense

? doesn't exist

 

[Azure_Fog]

I don't think this exists in the fanfic

There is~ just different from weak mortals’ common sense~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

The data is not intended for you, my lord. But if you are interested, you may take a look.
Shizuki is our ally. Please treat her with the utmost respect.

[Ominous Counter: 9]

 

[MidnightFox]

Here you go, I did it especially for you, my second favorite fox.

Each piece of popcorn, not just ordinary kernels, is sculpted entirely from the richest, most decadent chocolate. These lavish morsels are then adorned with golden, toasted peanuts, each nut adding a layer of luxury with its crunchy texture and deep, nutty flavor.
To crown this opulent treat, a lavish drizzle of melted butter cascades over the ensemble, glistening under the light, its velvety texture mingling with the chocolate in a dance of sumptuous flavors.

That's not popcorn anymore

 

[Azure_Fog]

[Ominous Counter: 9]

*subtracts 8 from the counter*
Ehehe~

 

[LuoirM]

what's the ominous counter, it looks...
*search dictionary*
it looks ominous