SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

No!
Ooo chocolate!

My vnuchenka will get fat!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

No!

Ooo chocolate!

*creates popcorn made entirely of chocolate with roasted peanuts*
Butter or caramel?

 

[SRB]

I fell asleep on a couch and even I dreamed about something (dont remember what)

SHHS? You've been here a lot, so maybe the dream was related?

 

[LuoirM]

Half the truck is a bit too much even for me, little one, I'll take a quarter.

If you say so, father
*gives you $0.25*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

SHHS? You've been here a lot, so maybe the dream was related?

Probably Today is destroying me...

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*creates popcorn made entirely of chocolate with roasted peanuts*
Butter or caramel?

butter

 

[SRB]

If you say so, father
*gives you $0.25*

I really need to start teaching you some common sense.
*takes out a book "Common Sense For Dummies"*
*drags Orlui to study*
You can't say no.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I really need to start teaching you some common sense.
*takes out a book "Common Sense For Dummies"*
*drags Orlui to study*
You can't say no.

Oooo this is gonna be good

 

[SRB]

I hate courier services. Why can't they just deliver my food? I feel like there's a hole in my stomach.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

A very fascinating experience, my lord. And it is as you say.
Déjà vu is the sensation or impression that one has already lived through the present moment, despite it being logically impossible for that to have happened. It's as if there's a disconnection between sensory experiences and memory, making the individual feel as though they are remembering a lived experience, even though that is not the case.
This is my lost dream.

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Spoiler: COMBAT DATA

[SHIZUKI COMBAT ABILITY ANALYSIS COMPLETED]
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[DOWNLOAD IN PROGRESS...]
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[NOW LOADING]
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(wow that's a lot, my email got pinged so hard that it broke)

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I hate courier services. Why can't they just deliver my food? I feel like there's a hole in my stomach.

Eat sum bred? ?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

(wow that's a lot, my email got pinged so hard that it broke)

Wait some people are insane enough to set email notifs for SHF?!

 

[SRB]

Eat sum bred? ?

Can't. I'm delivering stuff right now. Some dumdum decided it would be funny to hold it for two weeks and tell about it only now - on the last day I can even make a delivery.

 

[SRB]

Eat sum bred? ?

Probably gonna eat only after I'm done.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

(I dreamed about become my character and the first thing I see is my space fleet, this pictures is what I got from video games kinda close to what I see in my dream)

Spoiler: Space fleet

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Wait some people are insane enough to set email notifs for SHF?!

(Well I had a irl programming that manage my email XD)

 

[SRB]

(Well I had a irl programming that manage my email XD)

You could create a bot that would manage your email. I remember one of our workers automated his, the man didn't even touch it more than once a week.

 

[LuoirM]

I really need to start teaching you some common sense.
*takes out a book "Common Sense For Dummies"*
*drags Orlui to study*
You can't say no.

Blehhhhhh, n-
*contemplates*
*writes down a huge NOOOOO instead of saying it, proceeds to eat the paper whole so it won't get confiscated then totters away*

 

[SRB]

Blehhhhhh, n-
*contemplates*
*writes down a huge NOOOOO instead of saying it, proceeds to eat the paper whole so it won't get confiscated then totters away*

*catches you and ties you to a chair*
You're gonna learn either way, little one.
*takes out paper from mouth*
Lesson number one: ask for consent.
*procedes to talk about common sense for three hours*

 

[LuoirM]

*catches you and ties you to a chair*
You're gonna learn either way, little one.
*takes out paper from mouth*
Lesson number one: ask for consent.
*procedes to talk about common sense for three hours*

*tantrum cries for the first 15 minutes, fight for escape next 15, fake asleep next 30*
*quietly sits through the last 2 hours frowning*
You... mushroom plushie *too dum to form an insult*