SHF High-school Fanfic

[Conqueror_Quack]

Lets' hump the IRS then

I have lung cancer in my brain....

 

[LuoirM]

I have lung cancer in my brain....

You'll have a foot up your ass.

 

[MidnightFox]

I have lung cancer in my brain....

And I'm drinking whisky and pepsi to ease the pain

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

You'll have a foot up your ass.

I had to sell my ass to pay of my loans...

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

And I'm drinking whisky and pepsi to ease the pain

Have you tried pilk?....

 

[LuoirM]

I had to sell my ass to pay of my loans...

Look this is bad customer service I was looking for a fight and you started crying, how am I going to live stream this on Facebook now

 

[MidnightFox]

Look this is bad customer service I was looking for a fight and you started crying, how am I going to live stream this on Facebook now

You don't?

 

[SRB]

Look this is bad customer service I was looking for a fight and you started crying, how am I going to live stream this on Facebook now

You telling me that creatures from Facebook wouldn't enjoy someone's cries?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Look this is bad customer service I was looking for a fight and you started crying, how am I going to live stream this on Facebook now

Just put 1 like = 1 prayer in the title.

 

[MidnightFox]

Have you tried pilk?....

Is this a jebait?

Spoiler

you're trying to bait me into a dick joke aren't you?

 

[LuoirM]

You don't?

I'd like to farm internet points thanks!

You telling me that creatures from Facebook wouldn't enjoy someone's cries?

That'd ruin my brand as a male Karen

Just put 1 like = 1 prayer in the title.

godbless your intelligence

 

[SRB]

That'd ruin my brand as a male Karen

I think it won't, if anything, it's gonna make sure that everyone remembers you as a male Karen.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

godbless your intelligence

Call it experience, people film you when you get into an accident and put that in the title.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Call it experience, people film you when you get into an accident and put that in the title.

They don't even help you or call help for you.

 

[MidnightFox]

You telling me that creatures from Facebook wouldn't enjoy someone's cries?

Who cares about Facebook, offers you a cup of whiskey do you accept?

Spoiler: Your choices

Yes=Yes, No=Yes, silence is a sign of affirmation

 

[SRB]

Who cares about Facebook, offers you a cup of whiskey do you accept?

Spoiler: Your choices

Yes=Yes, No=Yes, silence is a sign of affirmation

Once again, Bruh.

 

[LuoirM]

They don't even help you or call help for you.

Get your shit together or I'm going to flamingo suplex you

 

[MidnightFox]

Once again, Bruh.

I put a spoiler this time, so do you accept?

 

[quagma]

Good morning!

Best wife in any existing or non-existing multiverse! I knew I chose the right one.


We are on Smuthub for a reason...



WOAH!?
Ah, Quagma, your generosity knows no bounds! These buffs are beyond anything I could have hoped for.
With these newfound powers at my disposal, I feel like I'm stepping into an entirely new realm of potential.
Making this interaction canonical? Absolutely, it would be a disservice not to!
After all, who would've thought, I Lord Matcha would receive such an incredible power-up?
It's like the universe itself has conspired to grant me my very own plot armor, thrusting me into the spotlight where I truly belong.

And to think, I'll soon be counted among the legendary Mary Sues, with powers so vast and abilities so diverse, it's as if I'm transcending the very concept of limitation. This isn't just a game-changer; it's a destiny-definer.
Quagma, I owe you more than you could imagine.
Rest assured, this chapter in our story will be one for the ages, celebrated across all timelines and realities.
The age of Matcha, the once humble chocolatier, turned unparalleled force of nature, begins now.
My gratitude is as boundless as the powers you've bestowed upon me.

I adore you, my lucky stars.

We were also planning on canonizing this event as well! Great minds think alike, as they say!

We were focusing on writing chapters for our actual fiction for a while there, but we think we'll take a little time to write a Scribble high chap.

The chapter where we kill all the Mary Sues can wait for a bit.

 

[quagma]

Careful throwing those "Bruh"s around, we hear they deal quite a lot of bruh-nt force trauma