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SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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So where do you want to go, last time the 3 of us went to Brazil.
Australia? Sounds like a fun place, to be honest.
I forgot the joke but the set up was that I asked for SRB juices....
Ah. Which kind of juices?
I can always trick you into drinking alcohol, but where's the fun in repeating the same prank over and over, that would actually be quite dull of me
It would, now I'm intrigued what you have in mind for future pranks.
 

quagma

eldritch slime
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You're referring to me and Azure, you're going to have a difficult time then

Good evening!
Oh, believe us when we say that you two are but two points of data in our lengthy (s)hit list.

Besides, it will be easy. Your illusion of invincibility is your weakness.

We will merely be acting in our role of Student Councilmember Quagma, Chaos Containment Controller, as well as our regular course of duty as a cosmic being, the full extent of their abilities having yet to be revealed. Your sins are many, and your days are numbered.

But first, a canonization event to take care of.
 

MidnightFox

A Trickster that loves Puppets
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*pat pat*
I wonder, do you consider spiders as floofy?
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quagma

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*pat pat*
I wonder, do you consider spiders as floofy?

We know we do! Fluffy little adorable spooder butts! Fuzzy little tarantulas, with eight main limbs, eight eyes, and impressive bilateral hydraulically powered symmetry!

Of course, they cannot hold a candle to us cephalopods when it comes to flexibility, camouflage, and intelligence.
 
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MidnightFox

A Trickster that loves Puppets
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Oh, believe us when we say that you two are but two points of data in our lengthy (s)hit list.

Besides, it will be easy. Your illusion of invincibility is your weakness.

We will merely be acting in our role of Student Councilmember Quagma, Chaos Containment Controller, as well as our regular course of duty as a cosmic being, the full extent of their abilities having yet to be revealed. Your sins are many, and your days are numbered.

But first, a canonization event to take care of.
Hats ? off to you from your trickster classmate
 
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