SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

We started without even having a place?

How should I know?! It's a shotgun wedding, we didn't prepare shit!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

How should I know?! It's a shotgun wedding, we didn't prepare shit!

Bring the vodka

 

[Deleted member 146224]

How should I know?! It's a shotgun wedding, we didn't prepare shit!

My part of the wedding shall take place within my home realm whenever Matcha comes to visit again. It is a joyous occasion and only special the first lifetime, so I'm building an entire reality made of chocolate just for us ^_^. I have to give it my all!

It's okay mama! Green Ssemouy got us covered

It was a good call to summon her

 

[SRB]

Bring the vodka

Oh. That makes sense.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Bring the vodka

In this family we first bring vodka, then look for an occasion

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian might crash the wedding and kidnap the groom to demand ransom

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

When in doubt drink vodka.

 

[SRB]

*brings enough vodka to create another planet*
*builds a temple out of it*
Okay, I got the place ready.
Everyone, go to your places.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Does the cake have
BREAD?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian might crash the wedding and kidnap the groom to demand ransom

I don't particularly mind, it's not every day I get to play the role of heroine

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

My part of the wedding shall take place within my home realm whenever Matcha comes to visit again. It is a joyous occasion and only special the first lifetime, so I'm building an entire reality made of chocolate just for us ^_^. I have to give it my all!

Ssemouy loves milk chocolate, Seymour dark chocolate. And you, heroine?

 

[SRB]

Does the cake have
BREAD?

Of course. You'll get a slice after the ceremony.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Ssemouy loves milk chocolate, Seymour dark chocolate. And you, heroine?

It's the thought that counts, quite literally. This castle is made out of chocolate thoughts.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

It's the thought that counts, quite literally. This castle is made out of chocolate thoughts.

You are my princess, but I am the prince of chocolate. I suppose your favorite is matcha chocolate.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

It's okay mama! Green Ssemouy got us covered

It was a good call to summon her

The deed is done, goddess daikon! ∠(^ー^) Matcha may now speak freely and act as he were a human even in Seymour's presence. He is still a scythe by technicality though, do mind the contradiction.

 

[SRB]

Oh shit, work waits for no man. Let me just-
*walks @SsemouyOnan down the aisle*
*once in her Ssemouy form*
*once in her Seymour form*
*and once in her Hero Ssemouy form*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You are my princess, but I am the prince of chocolate. I suppose your favorite is matcha chocolate.

Oh my, do you intend for me to take a bite out of you?

Oh shit, work waits for no man. Let me just-
*walks @SsemouyOnan down the aisle*
*once in her Ssemouy form*
*once in her Seymour form*
*and once in her Hero Ssemouy form*

*is confused as to the purpose of the strange ritual but walks with mama anyways*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Oh my, do you intend for me to take a bite out of you?

I wouldn't mind, but I was actually thinking about what gift to give you.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

The deed is done, goddess daikon! ∠(^ー^) Matcha may now speak freely and act as he were a human even in Seymour's presence. He is still a scythe by technicality though, do mind the contradiction.

She's such a good girl I was so wrong about Green Ssemouy Thank you, my dear Rootling! You're a life saver

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Oh shit, work waits for no man. Let me just-
*walks @SsemouyOnan down the aisle*
*once in her Ssemouy form*
*once in her Seymour form*
*and once in her Hero Ssemouy form*

Just wow.
*takes the seat in the corner*