SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

Dont worry Sola's lunch money should be enough to cover everything.

It mean it did buy me 12 leopard 2 tanks when babushka was angy

 

[LuoirM]

Considering how much shit happened, we're gonna need two pages

Don't worry, we only need one page with a big red "Force wedding in year 8532161! Is this negativity what SHHS about?!" and the second page uses chatGPT heheheh

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Don't worry, we only need one page with a big red "Force wedding in year 8532161! Is this negativity what SHHS about?!" and the second page uses chatGPT heheheh

It wasn't forced. It was simply bestowed upon them them for their own good

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You want me to pull up that praline pic? ಠ_ಠ Which one of you was that? Pink one or Green one? I doubt it was the Default Theme one, because that one is actually very sweet and good girl ಠ_ಠ

Pink one, if the green one intended to do something like that we would have to say goodbye to Lord Matcha, and hello to Lady Matcha

Matcha-kun... I'll pray for you harder Maybe we should make Matcha part Eldritch too, so he at least has some means to defend himself

...being part eldritch wouldn't really help, since uhh... you know about Seymour's anti eldritch ammunition? yeah... that can be repurposed for bedroom activities

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I MADE A WEDDING CAKE! HAVE SOME!

Kihihihi! Do you really think snickers would work? Not this time, this is a special occasion. Still yummy tho

 

[LuoirM]

Will there be cake?!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Aren't I in the student council too?! Don't I have a say in this?! This is going way too fast. Alright, I suppose I have no choice but to respect the student council's decision.
*brings out pump shotgun*
Lord Matcha, bring out your piece, let us accomplish this shotgun wedding as soon as possible! 12 gauge for maximum lethality!!!
View attachment 26524
[Very well, then I shall take the wedding vows seriously. Let it be known that from this point onwards, anyone with so much as an ambiguous romantic relationship with my rightful possession will be eliminated posthaste!
*checks list*
That includes you, Corty. End your love-hate tsundere relationship with Matcha, or cometh onto your maker(Tony)]

?Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you.?
(Minion Ssemouy has no idea what this fortune cookie is supposed to mean)

The lore travels at stratospheric speeds that it is impossible to keep up with it. I guess we have to do this shotgun wedding.
-------

Ah, the vibrant dynamics of our unique council, ever so filled with spontaneity and... shotguns?
It's almost poetic, really, in a way that only the hallowed halls of our school could ever understand. Amidst this chaos, it seems my fate is sealed quicker than I can utter a protest. But let me clear the air with a declaration of my own, steeped in the sincerity that only Matcha, in all his grandeur, can muster.

@Corty , my nemesis, I have loved and hated you passionately, but the time comes for a man to make choices, to take responsibility.
I can only choose the one who has always been by my side (with a few minor detours) and with her three personalities, only she can satisfy my stratospheric ego. Only she completes me with all three of her sides.
Only she can give me what I long for: happiness, but also suffering; love, and also hate; light, and darkness.
But most importantly, the cringe.
Only she can endure my cringe.

I won't find anyone better, because she is simply perfect for me.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Pink one, if the green one intended to do something like that we would have to say goodbye to Lord Matcha, and hello to Lady Matcha

I had a feeling it was the Evil Midget

...being part eldritch wouldn't really help, since uhh... you know about Seymour's anti eldritch ammunition?

yeah... that can be repurposed for bedroom activities

Kihihihi? Do you really think snickers would work? Not this time, this is a special occasion. Still yummy tho

ಠ_ಠ
Well if one cake wasn't enough we can try a few kilograms more
*takes out rope*
*looks down on you... literally*
Wanna do it the hard way or the easy way
ಠ_ಠ

 

[RepresentingDesire]

So thats your weakness huh

Onii-chan~

The incest continuous, now everyone is in at least one incest relationship. I want to see a family tree.

I envy you, being of the void for having seen one of my "serenity".

You know... I actually have a question once.

"If I have unlimited money to spend creating a serene picture, what would it be?"

Here's a bit of rambling... I hope it relates to you, or at least to anyone.

I'd hire a frail, skinny male model, preferably with longer and wavey hair... He'd be naked, probably just top half, it's optional, he'd be sitting on the grass and looking towards the grey sky with his back turn and slightly to the left of the camera... And in the view distance there shall be a woman dressed in warmer, more well-dressed clothing, and just staring at him in silence.

There's a few more but I can't voice them out.

A foggy lake, a grey sky, there is no sun but it's bright enough to see the lake surface, but only a little beyond the surface, there is a small straight dock, from the viewpoint there is land visible, in the lake, there are naked humans, they have no clothes, they have no face, some are sticking limbs out of the water, some are moving, there is no sound.
This is the most beautiful view I can imagine, the pure serenity of imagining it puts me in tears.

 

[Corty]

Ah, the vibrant dynamics of our unique council, ever so filled with spontaneity and... shotguns?
It's almost poetic, really, in a way that only the hallowed halls of our school could ever understand. Amidst this chaos, it seems my fate is sealed quicker than I can utter a protest. But let me clear the air with a declaration of my own, steeped in the sincerity that only Matcha, in all his grandeur, can muster.

@Corty , my nemesis, I have loved and hated you passionately, but the time comes for a man to make choices, to take responsibility.
I can only choose the one who has always been by my side (with a few minor detours) and with her three personalities, only she can satisfy my stratospheric ego. Only she completes me with all three of her sides.
Only she can give me what I long for: happiness, but also suffering; love, and also hate; light, and darkness.
But most importantly, the cringe.
Only she can endure my cringe.

I won't find anyone better, because she is simply perfect for me.

I'm up for a threesome.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

The incest continuous, now everyone is in at least one incest relationship. I want to see a family tree.

I am not

 

[Corty]

That includes you, Corty. End your love-hate tsundere relationship with Matcha, or cometh onto your maker(Tony)]

As I said. I'm up for a threesome.

 

[SRB]

The incest continuous, now everyone is in at least one incest relationship. I want to see a family tree.

Only my children are into incest. My grandchildren are just little foxes.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

As I said. I'm up for a threesome.

With all of Ssemouy personalities that would be more like a pentagram

 

[Corty]

With all of Ssemouy personalities that would be more like a pentagram

I'm up for a sixthsome.

 

[SRB]

As I said. I'm up for a threesome.

You need to become my child to even try to talk them into a threesome

 

[Corty]

You need to become my child to even try to talk them into a threesome

Chloroform.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I am not

Apparently your memory is quite selective.

 

[SRB]

Chloroform.

No. Bad Corty.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Apparently your memory is quite selective.

Yesn't