SHF High-school Fanfic

[Corty]

No.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I had a feeling it was the Evil Midget

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ಠ_ಠ
Well if one cake wasn't enough we can try a few kilograms more
*takes out rope*
*looks down on you... literally*
Wanna do it the hard way or the easy way
ಠ_ಠ

Well, I suppose I could use the Villainess' Declaration to deal with you. But as this is the stage of the forums, and not the main canon, that much shall be too tiresome.
Instead, allow me to threaten you with the nuclear option.
*induces a glitch in reality*
*infinitesimally small fractal appears*
Would you rather deal with me, or the green one, oh vegetable who proclaims herself divine?

As I said. I'm up for a threesome.

On second thought, I can allow you to consort with my possession. Just sign this contract that gives away your soul in 233 different ways and ensures you're at the bottom of the pecking order.

And no, adding me into the equation would be an even more grievous offense, so I'm only loaning off Matcha to you when the stage calls for it.

 

[SRB]

No chloroform, get consent.

 

[Corty]

On second thought, I can allow you to consort with my possession. Just sign this contract that gives away your soul in 233 different ways and ensures you're at the bottom of the pecking order.

Writes down @LuoirM 's name 666 times.

 

[LuoirM]

A foggy lake, a grey sky, there is no sun but it's bright enough to see the lake surface, but only a little beyond the surface, there is a small straight dock, from the viewpoint there is land visible, in the lake, there are naked humans, they have no clothes, they have no face, some are sticking limbs out of the water, some are moving, there is no sound.
This is the most beautiful view I can imagine, the pure serenity of imagining it puts me in tears.

I think... I just got that feeling again.

You know? That burst, that rush of breath, of air in your chest, as if you're experiencing tranquility, and in that... passion of a moment that you wish to seize. You just, felt empty again, knowing that the beauty is so far away...

Writes down @LuoirM 's name 666 times.

*rises from the ashes of a dark phoenix*
*naked of course*

WHO DARE AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Hold up, Corty is Danny's mother. The incest has now crossed generations, great.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Well, I suppose I could use the Villainess' Declaration to deal with you. But as this is the stage of the forums, and not the main canon, that much shall be too tiresome.
Instead, allow me to threaten you with the nuclear option.
*induces a glitch in reality*
*infinitesimally small fractal appears*
Would you rather deal with me, or the green one, oh vegetable who proclaims herself divine?

ಠ_ಠ
As long as you're here he's going to be a goddamn Scythe, Seymour.
I want to drink vodka with my brother at his wedding, Seymour.
Do you know how difficult it's going to be explain to my nieces and nephews why there's a weird Pink Lady murdering everyone with a Chocolate Scythe at their parents wedding video, Seymour? ಠ_ಠ

If having to deal with the Green one is the only option to get you to skedaddle then so be it ಠ_ಠ Hit me with the Green one!

 

[Corty]

Hold up, Corty is Danny's mother. The incest has now crossed generations, great.

No chloroform, get consent.

 

[SRB]

Hold up, Corty is Danny's mother. The incest has now crossed generations, great.

?️?️

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I think... I just got that feeling again.

You know? That burst, that rush of breath, of air in your chest, as if you're experiencing tranquility, and in that... passion of a moment that you wish to seize. You just, felt empty again, knowing that the beauty is so far away...

I did feel it while reading your comment.

Hold up, Corty is Danny's mother. The incest has now crossed generations, great.

?️?️

Incest up.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

If having to deal with the Green one is the only option to get you to skedaddle then so be it ಠ_ಠ Hit me with the Green one!

Wish granted.
*insert glitch text I'm too lazy to make up*

 

[SRB]

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Hmm, well that is quite the oddity. I never expected Seymour to be willing enough to call for me herself. Oh well ^_^, even though this anomaly is hardly worth my presence, I shall stick around for her sake.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wish granted.
*insert glitch text I'm too lazy to make up*

Hmm, well that is quite the oddity. I never expected Seymour to be willing enough to call for me herself. Oh well ^_^, even though this anomaly is hardly worth my presence, I shall stick around for her sake.

@Simple_Russian_Boi You lead her down the aisle, Imma get camera rolling! If we're lucky we can have this all done in 15 min and then we drinking

?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

ಠ_ಠ
As long as you're here he's going to be a goddamn Scythe, Seymour.
I want to drink vodka with my brother at his wedding, Seymour.
Do you know how difficult it's going to be explain to my nieces and nephews why there's a weird Pink Lady murdering everyone with a Chocolate Scythe at their parents wedding video, Seymour? ಠ_ಠ

Huh, are you not aware the scythe can take on a human form as long as you're within the bounds of the forums? Or is Seymour simply unwilling to do so? If it is the latter, I shall convince her for you, goddess daikon.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Huh, are you not aware the scythe can take on a human form as long as you're within the bounds of the forums? Or is Seymour simply unwilling to do so? If it is the latter, I shall convince her for you, goddess daikon.

...You know what... I changed my mind. Green Ssemouy is my favorite Thank you, Rootling I knew I can count on you

 

[SRB]

@Simple_Russian_Boi You lead her down the aisle, Imma get camera rolling! If we're lucky we can have this all done in 15 min and then we drinking

?

Do we have the place ready for the wedding?

 

[LuoirM]

I did feel it while reading your comment.

I think we found something great in common... Is it perhaps "the heart of the damned"

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Do we have the place ready for the wedding?

We started without even having a place?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@Simple_Russian_Boi You lead her down the aisle, Imma get camera rolling! If we're lucky we can have this all done in 15 min and then we drinking

?

My part of the wedding shall take place within my home realm whenever Matcha comes to visit again. It is a joyous occasion and only special the first lifetime, so I'm building an entire reality made of chocolate just for us ^_^. I have to give it my all!