SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Also, we take no for an answer.

So consider this a shotgun wedding. No backsies. ​

We don't take no for an answer

 

[LuoirM]

We don't take no for an answer

Do you support a certain German dictator.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Also, we won't take no for an answer.

So consider this a shotgun wedding. No backsies. ​

The font size, color, and intimidating tone convince me that I cannot oppose it.
I guess I have to say goodbye to my bachelor life.

Congratulations to us, Ssemouy, Seymour, and Heroine Ssemouy. ??

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Something feels wrong

I wonder what is Onii chan~

 

[SRB]

Do you support a certain German dictator.

*pulls up several Russian histoty books*
Okay, so in 1939 one asshole though that he was better than everyone else-

 

[Deleted member 146224]

YAY!


I see, but if I may defend my lady, every day with her is different. You never know which version you'll face. This keeps things always interesting... and lethal. But I have no regrets.

As long as you're happy, Matcha-kun I can see the appeal of such...rollercoaster life, but I think I'm still more of the tsun-tsun secret dere type of gal I'm glad your're happy, though

Goddess daikon, what do you mean?! I'm a kind(in the evil kind of way) and caring minion, I would never try to maim or eat Lord Matcha >_>... though I suppose if I were to turn Villainess things would be quite problematic.

You want me to pull up that praline pic? ಠ_ಠ Which one of you was that? Pink one or Green one? I doubt it was the Default Theme one, because that one is actually very sweet and good girl ಠ_ಠ

(For a villain like Matcha though, Heroine Ssemouy is basically the day of reckoning... thankfully she'll only appear to deal with glitched instances like Watcha, who precludes Matcha. So like that'll ever happen, right? )

?In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.?

Matcha-kun... I'll pray for you harder Maybe we should make Matcha part Eldritch too, so he at least has some means to defend himself

 

[SRB]

Matcha-kun... I'll pray for you harder Maybe we should make Matcha part Eldritch too, so he at least has some means to defend himself

Can we at least upgrade him to a second-rate villain?

 

[LuoirM]

*pulls up several Russian histoty books*
Okay, so in 1939 one asshole though that he was better than everyone else-

It's a yes or no question mister

 

[Corty]

Can we at least upgrade him to a second-rate villain?

By the decree of a higher authority (Magic 8 Ball), @MatchaChocolate69 is hereby considered a villain's sidekick. ​

 

[SRB]

It's a yes or no question mister

Then no. Fuck that particular German dictator.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Does this mean we have to hold 3 weddings for each version of me?!

Even if, you're still getting only one set of gifts ಠ_ಠ

By the decree of a higher authority (Magic 8 Ball), @MatchaChocolate69 is hereby considered a villain's sidekick. ​

Isn't that a downgrade?

 

[Corty]

Even if, you're still getting only one set of gifts ಠ_ಠ


Isn't that a downgrade?

 

[LuoirM]

Then no. Fuck that particular German dictator.

You damn hypocrite

We don't take no for an answer

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Also, we won't take no for an answer.

So consider this a shotgun wedding. No backsies. ​

Aren't I in the student council too?! Don't I have a say in this?! This is going way too fast. Alright, I suppose I have no choice but to respect the student council's decision.
*brings out pump shotgun*
Lord Matcha, bring out your piece, let us accomplish this shotgun wedding as soon as possible! 12 gauge for maximum lethality!!!

[Very well, then I shall take the wedding vows seriously. Let it be known that from this point onwards, anyone with so much as an ambiguous romantic relationship with my rightful possession will be eliminated posthaste!
*checks list*
That includes you, Corty. End your love-hate tsundere relationship with Matcha, or cometh onto your maker(Tony)]

?Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you.?
(Minion Ssemouy has no idea what this fortune cookie is supposed to mean)

 

[SRB]

You damn hypocrite

That I am

 

[LuoirM]

That I am

Go and prepare for our newest issue trying to make money off of the new wedding

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Aren't I in the student council too?! Don't I have a say in this?! This is going way too fast. Alright, I suppose I have no choice but to respect the student council's decision.
*brings out pump shotgun*
Lord Matcha, bring out your piece, let us accomplish this shotgun wedding as soon as possible! 12 gauge for maximum lethality!!!
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[Very well, then I shall take the wedding vows seriously. Let it be known that from this point onwards, anyone with so much as an ambiguous romantic relationship with my rightful possession will be eliminated posthaste!
*checks list*
That includes you, Corty. End your love-hate tsundere relationship with Matcha, or cometh onto your maker(Tony)]

?Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you.?
(Minion Ssemouy has no idea what this fortune cookie is supposed to mean)

I MADE A WEDDING CAKE! HAVE SOME!

 

[SRB]

Go and prepare for our newest issue trying to make money off of the new wedding

Considering how much shit happened, we're gonna need two pages

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Go and prepare for our newest issue trying to make money off of the new wedding

Dont worry Sola's lunch money should be enough to cover everything.